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I'm 83% heterosexual. @captain_picard: 77% http://tinyurl.com/natxro9:29 AM Jul 14th from m.slandr.net
Squeezed my stress ball too hard. I have goo all over my fingers.3:28 PM Jun 15th from m.slandr.net
I know it's not official Star Fleet policy, but sometimes I long to see Romulus destroyed. Just a crazy dream. The whole planet lacks honor.3:15 PM Jun 15th from Matt
Alexander's math homework is challenging. I don't have a head for any numbers except death counts.3:47 PM May 16th from twhirl
Good grief there's loads of this crap: http://www.youtube.com/user... Tip for crew mates: it won't work in THIS universe.4:02 AM May 13th from web
I have heard of alternative realities but this is a step too far: http://bit.ly/Iovno3:20 AM May 13th from web
Happy birthday George Takei! (And Hitler too...)1:25 AM Apr 20th from Matt
@izabael How did you get off the holodeck?11:50 AM Apr 17th from twhirl in reply to izabael
Computer, locate Counsellor Troi.3:37 PM Apr 16th from twhirl
As security chief it is ME who sees everything that occurs on the holodeck: http://is.gd/siO51:29 PM Apr 16th from twhirl
There is something... familiar... about these people: http://is.gd/pHff9:38 AM Mar 30th from twhirl
I have a short temper today. I can feel it. That is not a threat, just a warning.3:46 PM Mar 19th from twhirl
All the junior officers go to Ten Forward in their uniforms. Do they have no other clothes? It is not easy to tell who is drinking on duty.3:24 PM Mar 19th from twhirl
@Chief_OBrien Every time I injure myself on the holodeck it coincides with a senior officer just popping to sickbay for a chat. Infuriating.10:43 AM Mar 18th from twhirl in reply to Chief_OBrien
@Chief_OBrien Have you noticed that some junior crew members have taken a vow of silence? They nod yet they do not speak.11:04 AM Mar 10th from twhirl in reply to Chief_OBrien
I may do that @JeanLuc_Picard, so long as I do not have to tell @DeannaTroi what happens next.3:36 PM Mar 8th from twhirl
I keep having this dream: @QWho_ appears on the bridge, I rush at him reaching for my phaser, then look down and see I have no uniform on.3:31 PM Mar 8th from twhirl
I had not realized the cameras were rolling when this occurred: http://is.gd/mgBi6:02 AM Mar 7th from twhirl
Helping Alexander with his Earth History homework: the Stimulus Tragedy of 2009. It was almost enough to give humans cranial ridges.11:04 AM Mar 5th from twhirl
Because @deannatroi is half human, she is half giving up chocolate for lent. I am giving up smiling.1:50 PM Feb 24th from twhirl