LtWorf
Picard doesn't mind me maiming my adversaries -- out of hours. Lots of bat'leth lined up this weekend.
| So do we value money in the 24th century or not? At my pay review, Riker says no. At the poker table, Riker says yes. |
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| It's time for a personnel review: prove that you are my follower, or find your own way home in an escape pod. Reply @ltworf immediately. |
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| Investigating cause of earthquake in Springfield, IL. I suspect Q -- that man has no honor. Every house fine apart from Ned Flanders'. |
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| @randomutterings: when I'm taking a break from Wagner, there's nothing I like better than relaxing to Flight of the Conchords. Invigorating. |
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| Reading the Warriors Guide to True Manliness. Spot on: http://tinyurl.com/yrvn5w |
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| @mariuss, an honorable Klingon does not seek favor behind closed doors through flattery and toadying. The true warrior walks an open path. |
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| @negatendo, Indeed I am. Keeping a close eye. Can you feel my hot Klingon breath on the back of your neck? |
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| Firing photo torpedoes on all other colors. Full spread. @goldteam shall prevail. |
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| Got a call from L'Oreal. They say chicks love my silky well conditioned hair -- especially when I let it down. They want me to make an ad. |
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| Replicator? Champagne. Computer? Play Barry White. Deanna? Let's get down... to... it. |
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| @Serif, Why was I on the Enterprise in Nemesis? When LtWorf knocks the door opens. |
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| If you'd let me fire when I said we should we wouldn't be worrying about the structural integrity field now would we Captain? |
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| If you fail to answer the hail in less than a second, then you are clearly not ready to negotiate. Power up phasers! |
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| Alexander pesters me about "Rata-too-ee". "When you've done your chores" I said. Curses... the word "chores" sounds so hopelessly feminine. |
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| Checking out http://youtube.com/watch?v=... on YouTube. Alt-tabbing whenever a commanding officer walks past. |
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| O'Brien and Kaiko having an argument. Next door called security. Checking it out. |
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