lowflyinpelican
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If I win the Mega Millions jackpot I am going to buy every Bugatti Veyron and create the most spectacular car crash since Blues Brothers.
3:21 PM Mar 30th
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So I'll get my first ever track laps in late June in a Ferrari thanks to @. Very excited. Hope there's no @
2:26 PM Mar 30th
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No, not weird. RT @: This is weird, right?
4:58 PM Feb 6th
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What up?
6:29 PM Feb 4th
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Here are the 22 most notorious car crashes of 2011
11:54 AM Dec 15th, 2011
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@ Look, I'll make this simple. @ gets a case of Monster or there will be "accidents" for every HGM press car.
10:07 AM Dec 13th, 2011
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@ does this mean I have an Internet problem, or that a certain low flying bird ended your video short?
9:57 AM Dec 13th, 2011
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in reply to joelfeder
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@ watching...
9:46 AM Dec 13th, 2011
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in reply to joelfeder
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Btw, I took out a yellow Lamborghini this am since the owner was driving drunk. @
6:31 PM Dec 12th, 2011
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Seek & Destroy, my friends RT @: They're hunting Bugatti “@: Pelicans ”
10:31 AM Dec 12th, 2011
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I crashed the Disney Dream with @ on it.
6:05 PM Dec 7th, 2011
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@ @ I have diplomatic immunity.
1:42 PM Nov 29th, 2011
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in reply to cbaccus
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@ @ :(
1:42 PM Nov 29th, 2011
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in reply to cbaccus
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@ @ maybe...
1:40 PM Nov 29th, 2011
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in reply to MattHardigree
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I decided to swing by the LA Auto Show. So many unsuspecting cars...
10:27 PM Nov 15th, 2011
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I'm looking forward to attending the F1 race in NJ.
6:55 PM Oct 26th, 2011
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I kissed a seagull, and I liked it.
5:14 PM Oct 26th, 2011
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this. RT @: HE HAS A SEAGULL! NO HE DOESN’T, IT’S HIS NOSE!
12:52 PM Oct 21st, 2011
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I pooped on a BMW today.
6:10 PM Oct 20th, 2011
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@ don't neglect the "inflatable pontoon" option when ordering.
7:36 PM Oct 13th, 2011
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in reply to mavric35
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- Name Low Flying Pelican
- Location 3 to 5 feet off the ground
- Bio Just a Pelican on the move. Bugatti Veyron's fear me.
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