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Like running on hard wood floor covered in an inch of baby powder.. every step a shock of pain in my knee.. every o... 4sq.com/LCT5SH about 17 hours ago via foursquare from Austin, TX
tastytrixie From @AlignedandWell : "Animals, including humans, do not 'work out' in nature . . . . the way they live their life keeps them in shape." about 20 hours ago via web Retweeted by LoveandAnger
"I'll be on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm!" about 20 hours ago via Twitter for Android
"Any man dies with a clean sword, I'll rape his fucking corpse!" about 22 hours ago via Twitter for Android
TheOnion NRA Sets 1,000 Killed In School Shooting As Amount It Would Take For Them To Reconsider Much Of Anything onion.com/MCO4g3 7:20 AM May 28th via Onion News Stream Retweeted by LoveandAnger and 402 others
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Leaving me here on my own (@ Lady Bird Lake Under Mopac Bridge) 4sq.com/JDB4VH 6:00 PM May 26th via foursquare from Austin, TX
I'm gonna live forever! instagr.am/p/LCB4yPIj1G/ 6:48 PM May 24th via Instagram
"There are no second acts in American lives..." 4:22 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Android
"These b*tches in here... are no joke." 4:21 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Android
TheOnion First Academy Awards Celebrates Best Actor In Blackface, Biggest Jew Nose onion.com/Jli3KT #ThisWeekInHistory 12:07 PM May 22nd via web Retweeted by LoveandAnger and 87 others
OnionSports SPORTSWIRE: Pau Gasol Blamed For Making Kobe Bryant Sound Like Asshole onion.com/KEIreS 3:35 PM May 21st via Onion News Stream Retweeted by LoveandAnger and 341 others
KXAN_News Theresa Lesnick shows us a view of the solar eclipse from Westlake. Great view. yfrog.com/ob5vyiij 8:02 PM May 20th via TweetDeck Retweeted by LoveandAnger and 8 others
RockBand Aw man, sad to hear of the passing of Robin Gibb of the Bee Gees. Thanks for "singing them love songs, them straight to the heart songs." 4:57 PM May 20th via web Retweeted by LoveandAnger and 26 others
KXAN_News Joe Lynch sent this picture of the #solareclipse. My eyes! My eyes! yfrog.com/es8vaywj 6:25 PM May 20th via TweetDeck Retweeted by LoveandAnger and 19 others
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NathanFillion Just like the ancient Aztecs did it. Through Pacifico bottle caps. say.ly/clc3mgc 7:27 PM May 20th via WhoSay Retweeted by LoveandAnger and 310 others
@trutriciahelfer It was pretty cool down here in Austin :-) 7:48 PM May 20th via web in reply to trutriciahelfer
Don't have to be smarter than everyone.. just you. (@ Lady Bird Lake Under Mopac Bridge) 4sq.com/Lk6DCp 5:54 PM May 20th via foursquare from Austin, TX
Tick tock... tick tock.. wasting my Sunday by not letting Saturday go... 1:44 AM May 20th via Twitter for Android

Name Alfredo Jurado
Location ÜT: 30.24471,-97.86117
Bio I like beer and rodeos, detective books and dominoes, football games and Cheerios and sneakin' around with you