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Love_Guru_Baba

  1. Chad gayi re mujh ko
  2. Barobar "@uj_snow: pata nahi hum indians 1 insaan ko kitni jaldi sir par chadha lete hai uske 1 tournament jeetne ke baad"
  3. Regret is looking back. Worry is looking forward. Hope is looking up.
  4. Wat an idea sirji :)"@TheScarlettGirl: Don't eat → Feel hungry → Can't work. | Eat → Feel sleepy → Can't work."
  5. life is the ticket to the greatest show on earth.
  6. What`s worse than finding a worm in the apple you just took a bite from?? . . ~ Finding only half of the worm!! :/
  7. Morning shift Sucks :(
  8. @uj_snow kya baat hai nigeros pe pyaar aa raha hai :)
  9. Dear Girls, remember catching a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.
  10. Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
  11. It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray.
  12. Better to live one year as a tiger, than a hundred as a sheep.
  13. if you brush ur teeth before u go to d dentist so they think u have really good clean teeth. then dentist will also say ki @AapChutiyeHain
  14. If you text someone to say you are outside their house instead of knocking. Then no doubt ki @AapChutiyeHain :)
  15. LIKE IF: Throwing your phone in anger... then checking if its still ok. :)
  16. Looking at your best friend and laughing uncontrollably for no reason
  17. Dil garden garden ho gaya
  18. @ChuTneyPuDi ladkiyan kyu hamesha wahi pe aati hai jaha per unko nahi aana chahiye :)
  19. Wow like it :)"@MorrisonKiMeera: Be up like all night like an owl. Fucking owl. Bhenchod!"
  20. Taking advantage of her. Keep it up dude "@madversity: Apparently @iPoonamPandey is doing what Sourav Ganguly and Salman Khan used to do"