Louise_Curtis_
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Time for a lengthy dream sequence. . .
about 3 hours ago
from Twibes
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Dad’s hair was already darkening because of EMO. He dyed it black for the wedding. His fringe is nearly chin-length. Still not EMO.
about 3 hours ago
from web
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Mum spent an hour crying due to Mum3 fitting her wedding dress better. I definitely saw sparkles. Then she went for a walk and got better.
4:01 PM Nov 24th
from web
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Ed’s coming to the wedding, because “it’ll be SUPER deep.” Tissue prices are rising. Still not EMO, despite getting shafted as bridesmaid.
3:39 PM Nov 23rd
from web
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“Bell,” said Mum, “don’t be upset, but I’m going to be my own bridal party. Won’t it be fun?” “Are ANY of you EMO yet?” “Just your fathers.”
6:04 PM Nov 22nd
from web
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Mum2 refused to get bitten. “Clones are people too. We have rights.” “We?” said Pi. That’s when Mum2 introduced Mum3, Mum4 and Mum5.
4:05 PM Nov 21st
from web
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Still not EMO, despite suddenly copping twice as much wedding talk. I wish we could cure EMOs without actually talking to people.
7:36 PM Nov 20th
from web
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I got Mum to agree that she wished there were two of her doing all that wedding prep. She sat in Pi’s cloning machine and BOOM! Two Mums.
7:29 PM Nov 20th
from web
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I helped Pi get his cloning machine out of the shed. “And you DIDN’T win the science prize for this?” He shrugged and said, “Nah. Volcanos.”
9:01 PM Nov 19th
from web
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Still not EMO, despite finding out Dad gives Mum hickies “every day or two”. I certainly FEEL sick. But will their grossness save the world?
10:41 PM Nov 18th
from web
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“I have to what now?” I asked Pi. He said, “Just ask Dad how often he bites Mum.” “But --” “We need to know. And I’m WAY too young to ask.”
2:34 PM Nov 18th
from web
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“Bell! Bell!” said Pi. I said, “What?” “You were right! Mum has a natural immunity.” “Fantastic.” “I know. We have to clone her!” “Pardon?”
12:26 PM Nov 17th
from web
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Mum picked fresh tomatoes for our dinner, and once again I could have sworn she was sparkling. But when I blinked, she wasn’t. Weird.
8:53 PM Nov 16th
from web
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Author moment: I'll be interviewed live tomorrow at 8:30am on Artsound FM Canberra (92.7 or 90.3 in Tuggeraong)
3:40 PM Nov 16th
from web
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“Two weeks to the wedding!” Mum yelled, waking me. At least I could be certain she wasn’t EMO. Dad drew sad smileys on the invitations.
1:22 PM Nov 15th
from web
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“Pi, I swear she was sparkling one moment and not sparkling the next.” “Impossible,” he said. I said, “You’re right. It must be the stress.”
7:47 PM Nov 14th
from web
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Mum hung out washing and my heart stopped. She was sparkling. “Mum! You’re EMO!” I cried.
She said, “Nonsense. Look again.”
She was fine.
4:38 PM Nov 14th
from web
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author moment: oops. That tweet was meant to just go to other people writing a novel this month. Oh well. . .
11:50 PM Nov 13th
from web
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Want a glass of water? Write 100 words first. Want to go to the bathroom? 200 words. Want coffee? Just get some ;)
11:48 PM Nov 13th
from Twibes
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Ed said if I loved him I’d let him bite me. He was too weak to try, but I kicked him in the groin anyway. Suddenly my week got better.
3:35 PM Nov 13th
from web
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- Name Felicity Bloomfield
- Location Canberra, Australia
- Web http://twittertal...
- Bio Daylight: a real-time twitter tale mocking Twilight and the long-fringed, black-haired, (supposedly) miserable emo teen subculture. Running 2 Oct until 31 Dec.
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