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LostExpatriate

Unable to sleep so I'm watching episodes of South Park while listening to songs by Men Without Hats. #SafetyDanceTime about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
bradmiska I loved Prometheus. It's ideas are too big for some people, but it's such an anti-Hollywood experience that it should be celebrated. about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by LostExpatriate and 89 others
Love it RT @jack: Hemingway and his standup desk. holykaw.alltop.com/hemingway-and-… about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
inhabitat Hawaii just became the first state to officially ban plastic bags! Which state is next?? su.pr/2QzDX2 about 11 hours ago via web Retweeted by LostExpatriate and 32 others
Both of us were diagnosed within a year of each other. I hate seeing her and my friends have to go through this. It's not fair... about 13 hours ago via web
Survivor's Guilt is starting to kick in when I see such a beautiful girl have her life cut short by a similar cancer. Just heartbreaking... about 13 hours ago via web
As I'm doing yoga and meditation breathing exercises, I hear the gun shots and screams of my bf killing zombies on the PS3. 8:09 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
Boyfriend is off to work so I can finally play with PS3. Bwuhahaha. 12:24 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
@RichardZimmer ... I think they hate her for all the wrong reasons. 10:44 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RichardZimmer
@RichardZimmer Don also told Megan the truth about his life choices and left Betty in the dark. I understand why people hate on Betty but.. 10:43 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RichardZimmer
@RichardZimmer I liked how in the last episode she pulled a Betty by throwing the plate. Grass isn't always greener on the other side :-P 10:19 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RichardZimmer
@RichardZimmer how do you feel about the development of Megan's character? 10:13 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RichardZimmer
Finally Mad Men is getting back to the drama I love and missed! I can't wait for the last two episodes. 10:07 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
Watching my man put together furniture while I sip a cool drink and offer moral support and cuteness ;-) #PerfectSunday 4:10 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
"That's true, dude, didn't you see The Abyss?" #SouthPark 8:44 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
If I'm gonna keep going to concerts this often, I really need to invest in some earplugs. ;-) 6:10 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
@ctylerbelile at a concert in DC and I just wish you were here to be my concert buddy :( at least move somewhat closer! :-P 6:03 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ctylerbelile
white How dead is Google+? This says more than words: twitpic.com/9pb5px /via #BigOilWelfare bit.ly/JY1jbu 10:26 PM May 25th via TweetDeck Retweeted by LostExpatriate and 3 others
Do people really buy "Beef and beef gravy" baby food? I can't say I'd even try it. twitter.com/LostExpatriate… 9:53 PM May 25th via Photos on iOS from Washington, DC
It seems this relationship didn't end well... At least nothing was set on fire. twitter.com/LostExpatriate… 8:11 PM May 25th via Photos on iOS from Washington, DC

Name Jess
Location Washington, D.C.
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Bio I love shoegazing and sitting on fire escapes... I have a twisted idea of love that was inspired by the French New Wave... and I miss California...