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I want to stab my boss for not letting me off! I'm suppose to be with my girlfriend at a wedding right now, but she had to go without me!8:53 AM May 26thvia Mobile Web
I got suspended for 3 days from work for texting on my cellphone! What blasphemy is this?11:18 AM May 12thvia web
My girlfriend broke up with me, my best friend (that's a girl) hit on me, and I lost my favorite porn DVD all in one week!?! WHAT THE FUCK!?7:43 AM May 6thvia web
I am tired and due up for sex! No thanks to NurseGirlfriend on the latter who opted to jack\suck me off last night instead of fuck. Doh!10:39 AM Apr 28thvia Mobile Web
Me "Can I cum on your face?"
NurseGirlfriend "Not this time, we have to goto your mom's."8:09 AM Apr 19thvia Mobile Web
Last night I was fucking TheGirlfriend in the car while parked in my mom's driveway. In the heat of the moment, her foot hit the horn.9:54 AM Apr 14thvia Mobile Web
My girlfriend wont let me jizz in her hair. I say she is missing out on giving me a fun time.8:11 AM Apr 6thvia Mobile Web
My girlfriend got irritated with me posting personal sexual stuff about us on Facebook. I figured I would start tweeting it then instead.11:07 AM Apr 2ndvia Mobile Web
