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  1. i wonder if john mccain is old enough to actually remember seeing russia from his house 7:00 PM Sep 15th from mobile web
  2. Nobody takes Swayze to the coroner. 9:15 PM Sep 14th from Twitterrific
  3. RIP joey noe. such a tragedy, assholer 2:11 PM Sep 7th from mobile web
  4. Reality show winner scored a touchdown for the Dallas Cowboys last night unlike the reality show a-hole who plays WR for the Buffalo Bills 9:37 AM Sep 5th from web
  5. Texas law went into affect that allows exonerated prisoners to collect thousands upon release. Bernie Madoff has since transferred to Texas 9:34 AM Sep 5th from web
  6. i got high the other night and ate a snickers, but got really paranoid that someone was laughing at me 9:30 AM Sep 5th from mobile web
  7. id love to celebrate labor day but i have this damn job inerview 9:28 AM Sep 5th from mobile web
  8. i saw a handicapped parking sign outside of my gym today. hm, i wonder what those workouts are like 5:57 PM Sep 4th from mobile web
  9. i wonder if abe lincoln would have enjoyed seeing final destination in 3D 5:31 PM Sep 4th from mobile web
  10. i saw a poster that read "lost bird: reward if found" and couldnt help but applaude for the nice man's optimism 5:29 PM Sep 4th from mobile web
  11. Rejected HBO idea: HUNG starring David Carradine. 12:01 PM Sep 4th from web
  12. California's least favorite dating website: "match.com". Goodnight everybody! 8:29 PM Sep 3rd from web
  13. New device was unveiled today that allows women to urinate standing up or as Brooke Hogan would call it: "a penis" 8:06 PM Sep 3rd from web
  14. Recent poll says Nearly 9 in 10 Americans say the country's still in a recession, the other 1 out of 10 just resigned as governor of Alaska. 5:00 PM Sep 3rd from web
  15. Per CNN: CDC: Children with medical issues should get first H1N1 flu shots. Also recommended: people who can't walk should get wheelchairs 4:58 PM Sep 3rd from web
  16. Breast implant company offering a buy one get one free deal which sounds much better than their original ad: buy one get the other half off 4:49 PM Sep 3rd from web
  17. MSNBC reports that companies are now offering the chance to buy facebook friends which in college just meant you were joining a fraternity. 11:42 AM Sep 3rd from web
  18. the top twitter topic: Chris Brown's bowtie. I love you America. 9:38 PM Sep 2nd from web
  19. Per CNN: Stranger allegedly slaps crying child in store. He then went onto Larry King and denied all memory of the attack. 8:05 PM Sep 2nd from web
  20. Questionable headline of the day: Tsunami ad brings wave of criticism from New Yorkers. 7:36 PM Sep 2nd from web