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  1. There's a couple on my sofaRT @avrilmair: Big fat seals on the beach at Portgordon.
  2. Moments of peace and love - 2 Moments I wish I had a gun -3
  3. I look and feel like The Gruffulo this morning.
  4. RT @ELLEBEAUTYTEAM: Just woke up from a dream/nightmare about the first day back in the office post-Christmas. Clearly I need more sherry
  5. RT @TheRealChadHall: Forced into a church, I spent my time counting comb-overs. May I say there were some fine ones.
  6. He's not bringing them down south. They r banned in cornwallRT @vicwhite1: Peter has opened some pickled onions - this is not a euphemisn
  7. Custard? One of your 5 a day?
  8. Me too RT @IamMademoiselle: Fat, drunk and ready for the young offenders unit.
  9. @Meeperoon well she was oddly furious about life. I did apologize profusely.
  10. @leighmorris1986 thx!
  11. Am glad my parents don't celebrate christmas. Am relieved of pressure, which I will of course apply to my kids hey ho,.circle of life etc
  12. @avrilmair u so lucky to have snow. We have slush and rain.
  13. Casual cruelty? Column today www.dailymail.co.uk. Sorry had to plug it have a point to make
  14. @vicwhite1 selfish xmas pig
  15. So what to wear to xmas eve Crib service north london - has to be good. Gotta Dolce and Gab ready with flats? Over the top? Does god care?
  16. Winter wonderland hyde park? Complete rip off.
  17. Kylie and new boyf actually RT @vicwhite1: @LorraineELLE how is it poss you have friends I've never met? is it madge n harold bishop?
  18. Do you want to come to ELLE Style Awards in Feb? Get the issue and vote now u can win ticket to the ceremony.
  19. @TheRealChadHall u got US version poor imitation may I say! Look out for UK ELLE
  20. @vicwhite1 erm we have adopted some aussies. Via kids. They keep travelling and now they're back for uk xmas. They know I can't cook is ok