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  1. There's a couple on my sofaRT @avrilmair: Big fat seals on the beach at Portgordon. about 1 hour ago from UberTwitter
  2. Moments of peace and love - 2 Moments I wish I had a gun -3 about 3 hours ago from UberTwitter
  3. I look and feel like The Gruffulo this morning. about 6 hours ago from UberTwitter
  4. RT @ELLEBEAUTYTEAM: Just woke up from a dream/nightmare about the first day back in the office post-Christmas. Clearly I need more sherry about 6 hours ago from UberTwitter
  5. RT @TheRealChadHall: Forced into a church, I spent my time counting comb-overs. May I say there were some fine ones. about 18 hours ago from UberTwitter
  6. He's not bringing them down south. They r banned in cornwallRT @vicwhite1: Peter has opened some pickled onions - this is not a euphemisn about 18 hours ago from UberTwitter
  7. Custard? One of your 5 a day? about 18 hours ago from UberTwitter
  8. Me too RT @IamMademoiselle: Fat, drunk and ready for the young offenders unit. about 19 hours ago from UberTwitter
  9. @Meeperoon well she was oddly furious about life. I did apologize profusely. 10:12 AM Dec 24th from UberTwitter in reply to Meeperoon
  10. @leighmorris1986 thx! 10:11 AM Dec 24th from UberTwitter in reply to leighmorris1986
  11. Am glad my parents don't celebrate christmas. Am relieved of pressure, which I will of course apply to my kids hey ho,.circle of life etc 7:33 AM Dec 24th from UberTwitter
  12. @avrilmair u so lucky to have snow. We have slush and rain. 7:20 AM Dec 24th from UberTwitter
  13. Casual cruelty? Column today www.dailymail.co.uk. Sorry had to plug it have a point to make 7:19 AM Dec 24th from UberTwitter
  14. @vicwhite1 selfish xmas pig 7:15 AM Dec 24th from UberTwitter in reply to vicwhite1
  15. So what to wear to xmas eve Crib service north london - has to be good. Gotta Dolce and Gab ready with flats? Over the top? Does god care? 5:52 AM Dec 24th from UberTwitter
  16. Winter wonderland hyde park? Complete rip off. 3:56 AM Dec 24th from UberTwitter
  17. Kylie and new boyf actually RT @vicwhite1: @LorraineELLE how is it poss you have friends I've never met? is it madge n harold bishop? 1:51 AM Dec 24th from UberTwitter
  18. Do you want to come to ELLE Style Awards in Feb? Get the issue and vote now u can win ticket to the ceremony. 1:51 AM Dec 24th from UberTwitter
  19. @TheRealChadHall u got US version poor imitation may I say! Look out for UK ELLE 11:33 PM Dec 23rd from UberTwitter in reply to TheRealChadHall
  20. @vicwhite1 erm we have adopted some aussies. Via kids. They keep travelling and now they're back for uk xmas. They know I can't cook is ok 11:59 AM Dec 23rd from UberTwitter in reply to vicwhite1