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@iansingleton1 They aren't even bad owners! It's not like the club is bankrupt. Blame the players! about 15 hours ago via Echofon in reply to iansingleton1
@Iwantcurlyhair2 Ha! Great minds! about 16 hours ago via Echofon in reply to Iwantcurlyhair2
@NUFCThreatLevel @Iwantcurlyhair2 You're forgetting G'uivarch. The worst footballer to ever own a World Cup Winners medal. about 16 hours ago via Echofon in reply to NUFCThreatLevel
@Iwantcurlyhair2 John Terry appears out of nowhere, celebrates in his Chelsea kit to Balo's bemusement! about 16 hours ago via Echofon in reply to Iwantcurlyhair2
@Iwantcurlyhair2 The more I think about it, the more epic it gets.... Italy win, parade the trophy, Balo parades a severed head on a c/flag! about 16 hours ago via Echofon in reply to Iwantcurlyhair2
@iansingleton1 @BRFCActionGroup @philmcnulty But they aren't a Premier League team? #brfc about 16 hours ago via Echofon in reply to philmcnulty
@andy_hall_83 @CMPunk Thats a good point; for the record, you never see me and Lily Allen in the same place...... #justsaying about 16 hours ago via Echofon in reply to andy_hall_83
@RobbieSavage8 Saying that, I have no idea who she is?! Is she fit? Does she looks as feminine as you? Do you use 'Mane & Tail'? about 16 hours ago via Echofon in reply to RobbieSavage8
@RobbieSavage8 Just stare at her chest and dribble? about 16 hours ago via Echofon in reply to RobbieSavage8
@IAmJericho Does the way you were do publicly dropped by the 'E kind of tarnish your whole return? about 16 hours ago via Echofon
@Iwantcurlyhair2 Would make Euro 2012 more interesting though, watching Balotelli wheeled on pitch like something out of Con Air. about 16 hours ago via Echofon in reply to Iwantcurlyhair2
@CMPunk Serious question, how often do you get confused for Batman? about 16 hours ago via Echofon in reply to CMPunk
Forgot how good The Last Shadow Puppets were! #standingnexttome about 16 hours ago via Echofon
@PalmerD92 @MattEvansWBA You look like a rapist in your twitter pic. 11:00 AM May 29th via Echofon in reply to PalmerD92
@Paulmac79 Good luck mate. 1:51 AM May 26th via Echofon in reply to Paulmac79
@BattleOn_ He was ushered out of the arena and stuck on a flight to Ecuador. 7:28 AM May 25th via Echofon in reply to BattleOn_
@BattleOn_ No. Ripped it from Punk, threw it on the floor and stamped on it. It's a criminal offence. They wanted to arrest him mid show. 7:27 AM May 25th via Echofon in reply to BattleOn_
@andy_hall_83 Yes mate, not sure how long for, looking to get something more perm! New away kit is nice! 1:31 AM May 25th via Echofon in reply to andy_hall_83
@andy_hall_83 Got a nasty fucking hangover!!! How's you? How's you're little one? 1:23 AM May 25th via Echofon in reply to andy_hall_83
@andy_hall_83 Again?!? 1:18 AM May 25th via Echofon in reply to andy_hall_83

Name Richard Clarke
Location Basingstoke
Bio We don't keep secrets and cover things up. We do it all up front and in public. That's the way freedom is, and we wouldn't change it for a minute!