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  1. My cat just ate a spider. Bad cat.
  2. Baking a lemon tart, nom nom nom
  3. @PrincessZelda Sounds fine for a picnic, go for it!
  4. @PrincessZelda What's the occasion? I say fine for a party, if it's more formal go tight-less
  5. Woman on Come Dine With Me put half her dinner in a pot plant to avoid eating it
  6. I broke my phone and lost all my numbers, send me yours if you want to be in my shiny new phone
  7. @Dominoid I very much enjoyed your realistic adverts. A+++ would lol again.
  8. @PrincessZelda Is your hypersensitivity inflamed?
  9. I might marry her to an attractive male sim and hope her ugly genes don't infect the pool
  10. One of my sims gave birth to the ugliest daughter I've ever had in my game. How shall I kill her?
  11. @Dominoid I get confused between him, Alan Carr and Jack Dee
  12. @Dominoid Nice!
  13. @Dominoid how are the dreads going?
  14. Good afternoon twits. Another horribly stuffy day.
  15. Watching Never Mind the Buzzcocks. I will miss you Amstell and Bill x
  16. @Dominoid You can have it, I'm generous like that
  17. @dominoid have a drink and drive
  18. My mum had a late birthday card in the post today and has to pay £1.08 postag for it. Charming.
  19. @johnonfood mrsminxington doesn't have a cock to show us
  20. Night domtw@t x