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  1. @hexopod I found individual season torrents, but not one for the full show. Lemme know if you still want the links
  2. @adrymustdie Tell me more about these... tan, cans.
  3. Obvious clue that I need to get out of here: The last 3 bands I've become interested in were introduced to me via commercials.
  4. Last night I jumped on a pack of lit firecrackers in order to save a pregnant woman. I'm a god damned hero.
  5. @certraline http://bit.ly/18PNId
  6. Tired of waiting for Godot. Gonna play xbox instead.
  7. Honestly, I think most people I know who are getting married or pregnant are doing it for either attention or they have nothing better to do
  8. @hexopod When was the last time you ever used an actual bookmark and not just some old receipt or a napkin?
  9. @hexopod Those things look like golems. If you carved an infinity symbol into their forehead they'd destroy your enemies... with gumballs.
  10. Got up exactly when I felt like it this morning and casually made my way to work. I guess it's not all that bad after all.
  11. I'm 9000 days old today.
  12. Woke up so late that I decided to brush my teeth in the shower. Greatest. Idea. Ever. Does anyone else do this?!
  13. @hexopod Awesome view! I never thought I'd miss any part of Jersey.
  14. Dad needs to realize that my Facebook wall isn't the place to beg for my attention/forgiveness. Guy must desperatly want a new tie from me.
  15. @hexopod Way to be the "smart" friend, Hexo.
  16. I had a multitude of theories as to why my beard grew in patches until I applied Occam's Razor.
  17. Just caught the roomate exiting the bathroom with my lil Acer netbook. Thinking about making him buy me a new one.
  18. Self improvement is a futile effort. Slowly killing myself feels like the most realistic way of actually taking control of my life.
  19. http://twitpic.com/73bm4 - What does one do when one has made cheeseburgers but only has hot dog buns?... Improvise!!
  20. I think I want the new iPhone, but I can't justify getting rid of the G1, canceling my plan with T-Mobile and paying the fee... =(