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Tired of waiting for Godot. Gonna play xbox instead.6:46 PM Jun 29thfrom web
Honestly, I think most people I know who are getting married or pregnant are doing it for either attention or they have nothing better to do3:59 PM Jun 29thfrom web
@hexopod Those things look like golems. If you carved an infinity symbol into their forehead they'd destroy your enemies... with gumballs.11:37 AM Jun 25thfrom webin reply to hexopod
Got up exactly when I felt like it this morning and casually made my way to work. I guess it's not all that bad after all.11:34 AM Jun 25thfrom web
Dad needs to realize that my Facebook wall isn't the place to beg for my attention/forgiveness. Guy must desperatly want a new tie from me.3:19 PM Jun 21stfrom web
I had a multitude of theories as to why my beard grew in patches until I applied Occam's Razor.6:12 PM Jun 20thfrom twidroid
Just caught the roomate exiting the bathroom with my lil Acer netbook. Thinking about making him buy me a new one.10:28 AM Jun 15thfrom web
Self improvement is a futile effort. Slowly killing myself feels like the most realistic way of actually taking control of my life.5:24 AM Jun 14thfrom twidroid
I think I want the new iPhone, but I can't justify getting rid of the G1, canceling my plan with T-Mobile and paying the fee... =(7:29 PM Jun 8thfrom web