LordLucifer
- Ah, nothing smells better rhan 3000 dead mealworms that have been roasting in the sun.10 minutes ago from TwitterBerry
- @unholyhole Quick! Warn the villagers! He has awakened!10 minutes ago from TwitterBerry
- Ah, nothing smells better rhan 3000 dead mealworms that have been roasting in the sun.13 minutes ago from TwitterBerry
- @truejerseygirl That's why I've got a bunk desk.about 1 hour ago from TwitterBerry
- @trekkieforlife What the hell are tragus?about 1 hour ago from TwitterBerry
- @luciferoverlord If you ever threaten my dog again, I'll kill you.about 1 hour ago from TwitterBerry
- Pissed off I didn't get Chinese food for lunch because of idiot co-worker.about 2 hours ago from txt
- Just ate a fluffernutter. Life is good.about 4 hours ago from TwitterBerry
- Why would someone ask me, "How stupid do you think I am?" if they didn't want an answer?about 4 hours ago from TwitterBerry
- @sorayaleila Sure -- rub it in. When my dog's sick, she has no qualms about barfing all over me while I sleep. I do the same to her, though.7:24 PM Jul 14th from TwitterBerry
- @caseymckinnon As a guy, my avatar's been wearing the same outfit since his creation...and he hasn't taken a shower, either.7:19 PM Jul 14th from TwitterBerry
- @Pete_Enis Hate to be the one to break it to you, Pete, but you're not only used for procreation.6:56 PM Jul 14th from TwitterBerry
- I'm working on a paradigm shift. I'm used to a paradigm automatic, though. The hard part is working the paradigm clutch.3:49 PM Jul 14th from TwitterBerry
- I've decided to have spork chops -- pork chops and a layer of SPAM.1:54 PM Jul 14th from TwitterBerry
- @Mickipedia Sounds like a horror movie: "They Only Deliver At Night"12:48 PM Jul 14th from TwitterBerry
- @nub2008 It's been great just hanging out with you.12:06 PM Jul 14th from web
- @Willowbottom I can't believe you're such a germ hater.9:51 AM Jul 14th from TwitterBerry
- @feliciaday "Hi. I'm the friend of a friend of a friend of a nemesis you knew in acting class." There. Is that better?9:20 AM Jul 14th from web in reply to feliciaday
- In the interest of "truth in branding," he has now been officially named "Nub."9:20 AM Jul 14th from web
- I'm officially taking submissions for my penis. Please feel free to use the phrase "Big" in your submission.8:55 AM Jul 14th from TwitterBerry
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- Name Richard Morgan
- Location Wherever the four winds take m
- Web http://fiveminute...
- Bio Sloth Training Coach
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