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  1. Just read @Mike_Elgan comments about e-readers. The man might not be a pinhead, but he sure communicates like one. about 6 hours ago from web
  2. Oh, good. Just found out nursing momma is out of milk. Yay! Get to feed puppies every 2 hours. about 7 hours ago from txt
  3. I hate when you go to the bathroom and a little water geyser from a falling bit of solid waste hits the rectal opening. 2:48 PM Nov 28th from txt
  4. Bought my wife a new TV last night. She gave it to our son. I'm not sure if I'm in a travesty of a marriage or just a mockery. 7:27 AM Nov 28th from txt
  5. Am I the only one weirded out by Japanese herbivores? 1:39 PM Nov 27th from txt
  6. Okay, so check this out -- "spooning" and "f**king" constitutes my newest word: "spucking." 2:24 PM Nov 24th from web
  7. I so want to video @Mrs_Malicious and @devilsdeeds Thanksgiving -- you know there's going to be dwarf bowling involved. 2:23 PM Nov 24th from web
  8. Am I the only person who had to draw straws on his honeymoon? 2:21 PM Nov 24th from web
  9. Don't you be a Chris Pirillo hater, people. 2:20 PM Nov 24th from web
  10. My co-worker said that sex is all about bonding. I think he meant to say "bondage." 4:05 PM Nov 18th from txt
  11. Feeding a puppy every hour through the night without waking the wife is not as easy as it sounds. 8:25 AM Nov 18th from txt
  12. They're using Elvis' DNA to come out with a new fragrance. Nothing gets a woman hot like the smell of fried bananas and peanut butter. 11:49 AM Nov 17th from web
  13. I'm just saying that if everyone who is standing on line to see NEW MOON at midnight were to be sucked off the planet, I'd believe in God. 11:47 AM Nov 17th from web
  14. Words can really hurt. Especially when they're written on a brick thrown at your head. 11:43 AM Nov 17th from txt
  15. Just won a bid on Elance for "Secrets of Lesbian Lovemaking." Secret #1: Make sure you do not have a penis. 10:28 AM Nov 17th from txt
  16. Be it hereby known that I, Richard Morgan (AKA Tom Kane) am not worthy to be on the same planet as the great Jeff Hilbert. He is my god. 3:44 PM Nov 13th from web
  17. I'm putting the call out right now for a patron. That's right. You can get in on the ground floor of being an honest-to-God patron. 12:02 PM Nov 13th from web
  18. RT @kevinscubicle: Fat people have mirrors to tell them they're overweight. Stupid people have me. 10:12 AM Nov 13th from web
  19. #followfriday @kevinscubicle 4:49 AM Nov 13th from web
  20. Okay, no more procrastination. Back to writing the shit that I hate to write. *sigh* Damn you, Dad, for not being rich when you died. 6:22 PM Nov 12th from web