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  1. Be it hereby known that I, Richard Morgan (AKA Tom Kane) am not worthy to be on the same planet as the great Jeff Hilbert. He is my god.
  2. I'm putting the call out right now for a patron. That's right. You can get in on the ground floor of being an honest-to-God patron.
  3. RT @kevinscubicle: Fat people have mirrors to tell them they're overweight. Stupid people have me.
  4. #followfriday @kevinscubicle
  5. Okay, no more procrastination. Back to writing the shit that I hate to write. *sigh* Damn you, Dad, for not being rich when you died.
  6. @MJ_Caboose Oh, you can be a pot monkey. That's cool. But you don't want to be an ass monkey. That's just wrong.
  7. @caseymckinnon I'm the same way with the women I stalk. I get all flustered when they catch me with my night vision goggles.
  8. Hey, I've just discovered that I like the phrase, "He's a real ass monkey." Think about it. It seems to fit, doesn't it?
  9. RT @kevinscubicle: The Walmart shopper gene pool needs to be drained.
  10. How many of you use the phrase "96 hours" instead of "4 days?" Be honest now. You won't be judged.
  11. @capricecrane It's from the Armenian proverb: "If you're telling the truth, you don't need your pants." You call yourself a writer?
  12. I call upon everyone who enjoys my sick sense of humor to follow @kevinscubicle. Yeah, it's not Follow Friday. Be a rebel and follow today.
  13. @sorayaleila You don't think that's depressing? You remind your mother of Renee Zellwegger. Ouch.
  14. @sorayaleila Wow. That sounds really depressing. "I don't think it's going to be sunny for a while." That might be my new tagline.
  15. RT @kevinscubicle: What's the emoticon for "I hope you get gang raped?"
  16. RT @kevinscubicle : Please let today be "Bring Your Handgun To Work" Day.
  17. "My father's an epileptic," he said, shakily.
  18. Does Jack in the Box hire epileptics for their "old fashioned shakes?"
  19. @kevinscubicle And when did looking like a whore become a bad thing?
  20. RT @kevinscubicle If you love something, let it go. Let it go -- and then run away before it fucking comes back.