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  1. Be it hereby known that I, Richard Morgan (AKA Tom Kane) am not worthy to be on the same planet as the great Jeff Hilbert. He is my god. 3:44 PM Nov 13th from web
  2. I'm putting the call out right now for a patron. That's right. You can get in on the ground floor of being an honest-to-God patron. 12:02 PM Nov 13th from web
  3. RT @kevinscubicle: Fat people have mirrors to tell them they're overweight. Stupid people have me. 10:12 AM Nov 13th from web
  4. #followfriday @kevinscubicle 4:49 AM Nov 13th from web
  5. Okay, no more procrastination. Back to writing the shit that I hate to write. *sigh* Damn you, Dad, for not being rich when you died. 6:22 PM Nov 12th from web
  6. @MJ_Caboose Oh, you can be a pot monkey. That's cool. But you don't want to be an ass monkey. That's just wrong. 6:22 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to MJ_Caboose
  7. @caseymckinnon I'm the same way with the women I stalk. I get all flustered when they catch me with my night vision goggles. 6:20 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to caseymckinnon
  8. Hey, I've just discovered that I like the phrase, "He's a real ass monkey." Think about it. It seems to fit, doesn't it? 6:18 PM Nov 12th from web
  9. RT @kevinscubicle: The Walmart shopper gene pool needs to be drained. 12:04 PM Nov 12th from web
  10. How many of you use the phrase "96 hours" instead of "4 days?" Be honest now. You won't be judged. 12:03 PM Nov 12th from web
  11. @capricecrane It's from the Armenian proverb: "If you're telling the truth, you don't need your pants." You call yourself a writer? 12:00 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to capricecrane
  12. I call upon everyone who enjoys my sick sense of humor to follow @kevinscubicle. Yeah, it's not Follow Friday. Be a rebel and follow today. 11:57 AM Nov 12th from web
  13. @sorayaleila You don't think that's depressing? You remind your mother of Renee Zellwegger. Ouch. 11:56 AM Nov 12th from web in reply to sorayaleila
  14. @sorayaleila Wow. That sounds really depressing. "I don't think it's going to be sunny for a while." That might be my new tagline. 11:13 AM Nov 12th from web in reply to sorayaleila
  15. RT @kevinscubicle: What's the emoticon for "I hope you get gang raped?" 9:07 AM Nov 12th from web
  16. RT @kevinscubicle : Please let today be "Bring Your Handgun To Work" Day. 5:18 AM Nov 12th from web
  17. "My father's an epileptic," he said, shakily. 8:34 PM Nov 11th from web
  18. Does Jack in the Box hire epileptics for their "old fashioned shakes?" 8:33 PM Nov 11th from web
  19. @kevinscubicle And when did looking like a whore become a bad thing? 8:09 PM Nov 11th from web in reply to kevinscubicle
  20. RT @kevinscubicle If you love something, let it go. Let it go -- and then run away before it fucking comes back. 8:01 PM Nov 11th from web