lordlikely
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Rightio, I must away! I have a nice, warm, comfortable harlot to slip into. Toodle-pip, chums!
4:14 PM Dec 14th
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RT @: RT @: I like to refer to my own ejaculate as 'pearls of wisdom'
< and i like to refer to mine as...... ...
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4:13 PM Dec 14th
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I often like to refer to my own ejaculate as being my 'pearls of wisdom'.
4:09 PM Dec 14th
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@ 'Twas lucky I was wearing gloves, is all I can say.
4:04 PM Dec 14th
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in reply to marisabirns
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@ Ah, that 'tis a most terrible affliction sir, also known as a 'grand slam' in some quarters, I believe.
4:02 PM Dec 14th
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@ Ha!
4:01 PM Dec 14th
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in reply to caitmiller
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@ I am very well-spoken indeed, of course! IIII[:-{D
3:58 PM Dec 14th
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in reply to loripop326
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Some people simply do not know their elbows from their aresholes, the wretched bunch of elbows.
3:55 PM Dec 14th
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@ My man-servant's arsehole is much like an onion. It brings tears to people's eyes.
3:54 PM Dec 14th
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in reply to VictorianClam
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RT @: @ Good news, yes? RT @: Monocles are BACK people! (Via @)
3:54 PM Dec 14th
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Opinions are like arseholes - mine is the most perfect of them all.
6:01 PM Dec 13th
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@ My influence is nothing to fear, m'dear!
6:00 PM Dec 13th
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RT @ Feeling completely crushed right now: According to @, my most important influence on Twitter is @ . ;-)
5:59 PM Dec 13th
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@ You ARSE.
4:57 PM Dec 12th
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in reply to FantonEsquire
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@ A gentleman must have buffed buttocks, m'dear!
4:56 PM Dec 12th
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@ Well, since you put it that way...
4:56 PM Dec 12th
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in reply to Canageek
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I am off to conquer dreamland, and stick a flag in it. I bid you all a gloriously good night, chums! Toodle-pip!
4:53 PM Dec 12th
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@ That may well work, but I'll wager it is not half as much fun, sir!
4:52 PM Dec 12th
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in reply to Canageek
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@ My posterior is in impeccable conditions. Why, you could see your face in it, if you were thus inclined.
4:51 PM Dec 12th
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in reply to IdaLupinosGun
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My man-servant is having trouble sleeping. Being the caring chap I am, I have found him a remedy: a ruddy great MALLET.
4:46 PM Dec 12th
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- Name lordlikely
- Location The Likely Estate, Great Brita
- Web http://www.lordli...
- Bio Aristocratic adventurer, gentle-man of action, deflowerer of virgins.
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