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LordImmunitas

  1. Yaay take your weird coldsore and get in the taxi #TheApprentice about 3 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  2. "I pushed through jellies" terrible affliction, Adam get yourself to a doctor. #TheApprentice about 3 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  3. So despite being sent home they still have to go to the cafe? Have coffee at home for fucks sake! #TheApprentice about 3 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  4. @XerxesCFox If you're one these idiots then yes! Apparently you can. about 3 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to XerxesCFox
  5. bit.ly/L6ltOE Thom, about to carry out a wet shave on some poor customer. #TheApprentice about 3 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  6. @LifeTestDummy I'd run a fucking mile if that creepy prick were glide over to me with an open razor. about 3 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to LifeTestDummy
  7. They've killed what could've been a very good idea with an utterly shite pitch #TheApprentice about 3 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  8. Stop him from talking immediately. #TheApprentice about 3 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  9. Thom and I. Me and Thom. Thom and Ricky. I'm seeing it on Christmas cards. #TheApprentice about 3 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  10. They've got the look of two dead men walking. #TheApprentice about 3 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  11. Its like a funeral home in their shop, people are whispering and all fucking sorts #TheApprentice about 3 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  12. *fingers crossed for a severed artery* #TheApprentice about 3 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  13. @beng1978 Suppose if they fail in business they could have a short lived career in porn. about 3 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to beng1978
  14. Thom and Ricky shop looks like its gone into liquidation #TheApprentice about 3 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  15. The Sweet Thing shop looks surprisingly convincing. #TheApprentice about 3 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  16. Are Thom and Ricky shagging? about 3 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry