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LordEnglishman

  1. @KermodeMovie It would've been awesome. Then we got Alien 3. This is not a just world.
  2. This is Tetris. Fuck. Anyone who gets this is a fan of Dubstep.
  3. Roses are grey, violets are grey. I'm Colour blind.
  4. Roses are red Violets are blue Why is everyone rhyming? I'm leaving, screw you.
  5. I hate having to wait #edisimpatientnow
  6. No, but seriously, you should click that link. If you don't your genitalia will fall apart (this may or may not be true, look up Hyperbole)
  7. Oh, here is a link. Click on it if you like. facebook.com/PixelDropPhoto… (It's probably not spam)
  8. #ReplacePotterQuoteWithBoobs Goodbye friend of Boobs.
  9. Can not wait to go to Kapow! tomorrow.
  10. Steve Coogan, you sir are a Hypocrite.
  11. I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of gum.
  12. Community is so fucking funny.
  13. Mara Wilson is quite hot me thinks.
  14. Old Rosey is a bitch.
  15. #BeliebersAreReallyMad twitter.com/LordEnglishman…
  16. Man, Family Guy has gotten seriously Dark recently.
  17. Dear Copyright holders and distributors. If you're serious about tackling piracy, offer better services to access your content. Fools.
  18. So Germany has banned the Xbox 360. Germany do we really need this talk again?