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  1. @KermodeMovie It would've been awesome. Then we got Alien 3. This is not a just world. about 1 hour ago via web in reply to KermodeMovie
  2. This is Tetris. Fuck. Anyone who gets this is a fan of Dubstep. 5:04 PM May 28th via web
  3. Roses are grey, violets are grey. I'm Colour blind. 6:28 AM May 28th via web
  4. Roses are red Violets are blue Why is everyone rhyming? I'm leaving, screw you. 4:48 AM May 28th via web
  5. I hate having to wait #edisimpatientnow 7:35 AM May 25th via web
  6. No, but seriously, you should click that link. If you don't your genitalia will fall apart (this may or may not be true, look up Hyperbole) 4:35 PM May 18th via web
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  8. #ReplacePotterQuoteWithBoobs Goodbye friend of Boobs. 9:38 AM May 18th via web
  9. Can not wait to go to Kapow! tomorrow. 9:30 AM May 18th via web
  10. Steve Coogan, you sir are a Hypocrite. 5:52 AM May 18th via web
  11. I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of gum. 11:37 AM May 17th via web
  12. Community is so fucking funny. 2:14 PM May 16th via web
  13. Mara Wilson is quite hot me thinks. 7:51 AM May 12th via web
  14. Old Rosey is a bitch. 4:14 AM May 12th via web
  15. #BeliebersAreReallyMad twitter.com/LordEnglishman… 2:48 PM May 10th via web
  16. Man, Family Guy has gotten seriously Dark recently. 7:14 PM May 4th via web
  17. Dear Copyright holders and distributors. If you're serious about tackling piracy, offer better services to access your content. Fools. 3:32 PM May 2nd via web
  18. So Germany has banned the Xbox 360. Germany do we really need this talk again? 3:28 PM May 2nd via web
  • Name Ed Lawley
  • Location A secure place
  • Bio A wise and English Film production student and has an unhealthy obsession to criticize people. (Also did I mention I'm English)
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