Get short, timely messages from Damian Wilkinson.

Twitter is a rich source of instantly updated information. It's easy to stay updated on an incredibly wide variety of topics. Join today and follow @LordBeamish.

Get updates via SMS by texting follow LordBeamish to 40404 in the United States
Codes for other countries

Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:
Country Code For customers of
Australia
  • 0198089488 Telstra
Canada
  • 21212 (any)
United Kingdom
  • 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
Indonesia
  • 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel
Ireland
  • 51210 O2
India
  • 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon
Jordan
  • 90903 Zain
New Zealand
  • 8987 Vodafone, Telecom NZ
United States
  • 40404 (any)

LordBeamish

  1. Peppa Pig World at Paulton Park tomorrow. Oink, oink! 1:35 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  2. @thorn_w she'd taste good with egg and brown sauce on an oven bottom. 1:43 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to thorn_w
  3. @thorn_w I'll goose Mummy Pig for good measure. #bestialityrocks 1:39 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to thorn_w
  4. @thorn_w we'd have gone Glamping up North but Peppa Pig World was not nearby. #priorities 1:37 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to thorn_w
  5. Glamping rocks #threegomadindorset 1:25 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. @thorn_w @profanityswan Viz, The Big Hard One. 3:41 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPad in reply to thorn_w
  7. @NCLavery He'll still have to live with that Penalty Miss in Moscow, mind. 3:23 PM May 19th via web in reply to NCLavery
  8. @NCLavery Looks like an extra from the film 'Scum', acts like an extra from the film 'Scum'. Glad he didn't get a game. 3:01 PM May 19th via web in reply to NCLavery
  9. @NCLavery I'd still prefer to see them win than a team from Germany. Call me parochial but.... #schadenfreude 2:56 PM May 19th via web in reply to NCLavery
  10. @KreaseChan Brilliant, mate! The Germans losing a Penalty Shoot-out. They have a word for that, you know? Schadenfreude. Tee-hee! 2:54 PM May 19th via web in reply to KreaseChan
  11. @NCLavery I'd have fancied Long John Silver more than Robben. 1:58 PM May 19th via web in reply to NCLavery
  12. Franc Rubbery is one ugly bastard! 12:55 PM May 19th via web
  13. Why the long face, Owen? #twitterclarets 9:37 AM May 13th via web
  14. @Snowgirl1972 I do not own the copyright. 2:01 AM May 9th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Snowgirl1972
  15. @Snowgirl1972 I'm not a comma, I'm not a full stop. Don't put me at the bottom, you put me at the top. 1:58 AM May 9th via web in reply to Snowgirl1972
  16. @spunkybackpack I blame Moonpig et al. 1:18 AM May 9th via web in reply to spunkybackpack
  17. @mikeybaer @Snowgirl1972 @thorn_w I'll not stand by and have you cast aquaspersions about my friend Thom! 1:05 AM May 9th via web in reply to mikeybaer
  18. @LordBeamish @thorn_w Ah, I've just googled it. 2:59 PM May 8th via web in reply to LordBeamish
  19. @thorn_w Pray tell? 2:57 PM May 8th via web in reply to thorn_w
  20. @thorn_w Heh, heh! Man goes into cage, cage goes into water. Shark is in the water. Our shark. 2:51 PM May 8th via web in reply to thorn_w
  • Name Damian Wilkinson
  • Location Here. For Now.
  • Bio I was not. I am. I will not be. I am happy with that. The 'I am' is the bit that matters to me.
95 Following 59 Followers 0 Listed
Bad Luck Brian Condescending Wonka Mark Gatiss Prof Alice Roberts Brian Jensen Sarah Rowland Jonas Brown No Nay Never Burnley FC Official Tony Livesey Danny Baker Leon Calverley Tim Minchin Jim Al-Khalili kieran trippier Clarke Carlisle Not Stan Ternent Bramsche Stonewall Dan Statham Ian Thomas Moore Michael Duff Marv Armando Iannucci David Mitchell Tom Whittaker Shona  maggie philbin Robin Ince Derren Brown Marvin Bartley ChrisL Andy Dawson Simon Pegg Guybrush Threepwood CT