Longshot3333333
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After 46 years, you would think I would know to do the opposite of what my intuition tells me to do. It's never right!
1:12 PM Apr 23rd
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ Thanks, Cass. Spring colds SUCK!!!
6:56 AM Apr 7th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to cassolicious
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I'm back on The Twitter. My cold is almost gone! Time to celebrate Gerard's birthday. He's 47 today!
6:45 AM Apr 7th
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ OK...and you bring me some fried okra!
7:18 AM Mar 21st
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to ScallieP
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Only in a math problem can someone buy 60 cantaloupes and no one asks 'what's wrong with you?'
4:29 PM Mar 19th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Quote of the day: "Bitch, you're a booty call. Stop putting your status as complicated."
1:51 PM Mar 16th
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ yes...it's fantastic
5:34 AM Mar 15th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to ScallieP
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Aunt Ruthie's good living tip of the day: when you really, really need to slap someone, just do it, and then yell, "Mosquito!"
3:45 PM Mar 14th
via web
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Two things: I hate people, and I have a new hooker following me on The Twitter today!
5:07 AM Mar 15th
via Twitter for iPhone
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When someone un-follows me I just assume they have a low tolerance for awesome.
6:16 AM Mar 12th
via web
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To all gay actors playing straight parts, take it down a notch.
12:08 PM Mar 9th
via web
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Prayers, positive vibes, good juju to my mom and dad as they leave on a one week vaycay in China and two week mission trip in Vietnam.
9:24 AM Mar 9th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Off to volunteer at the Community Health Clinic for the rest of the afternoon evening!
1:43 PM Mar 8th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
7:00 AM Mar 8th
via web
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I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"
6:59 AM Mar 8th
via web
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@ I would be fine if she wasn't on television I watch!
8:14 AM Mar 7th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to ScallieP
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@ Cathy makes me cringe!
7:57 AM Mar 7th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to ScallieP
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@ OMG...Melissa? The stick up her butt has a stick up it's butt!
7:56 AM Mar 7th
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in reply to ScallieP
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@ OMG, that meat commercial was awful. and Cathy's husband looks like a tool!
7:39 AM Mar 7th
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in reply to ScallieP
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@ I did not like it at all! Did you?
6:57 AM Mar 7th
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in reply to ScallieP
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- Name Andy Jones
- Location Dallas, TX
- Bio When life serves you lemons....kick life in the balls...and then have some lemonade.
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