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longklaw

I now know where all the "Hey, I just met you" jokes are coming from about 22 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@MK2Fac3 I thought Frieza was a woman 3:42 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MK2Fac3
mikedao I can't believe this exists. amazon.com/gp/product/140… 3:07 PM May 29th via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by longklaw and 1 other
@sitakatherine it's so beautiful here when the sun is out 1:53 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to sitakatherine
@sitakatherine but I'm also sick 1:49 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to sitakatherine
@sitakatherine it's 60 here and I'm hot 1:49 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to sitakatherine
@pacmime doh 1:41 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to pacmime
If I'm not supposed to do it, then why does it feel so good when I do it? 1:32 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
@burchama I dunno. Not sure the beavers are any better 12:48 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to burchama
@August95 I first read that as dick sucks 12:05 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to August95
majornelson The Amazon Instant Video app with Prime streaming comes to the Xbox 360 today mjr.mn/JJpaaJ 10:49 AM May 29th via TweetDeck Retweeted by longklaw and 92 others
These ducks are freaking me out twitpic.com/9qoyce 10:43 AM May 29th via Twitpic
Off to Intel for some excitement 10:33 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
@thevowel Max Payne 10:07 AM May 29th via web in reply to thevowel
@ChrisInBoston I think I did too much of that over that over the weekend 9:50 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ChrisInBoston
@sstacey hey now lol 9:24 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to sstacey
Even blowing hurts at this point 9:03 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
Back to work after a 4 day weekend in which I was sick for 3 of them 7:43 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
@Syfy hoping you guys will acquire it so I can watch it 7:38 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Syfy
@CecilHurt Forgot that there are 14 now. 11:10 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to CecilHurt

Name Will Johnson
Location Portland, OR
Web http://www.longkl...
Bio Programmer, technology enthusiast, gamer, TV and movie fan. Mississippian now in the Pacific Northwest.