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“@slashfilm: Christian Bale Mentions ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Sequel That’ll Never Happen; Plus New TV Spot bit.ly/LQyfTv” - But, what if? about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@slashfilm A 4th film would be awesome. I hope they make Bale a fat Batman. Let the binge eating start! #reversemechanic #fatbatman about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to slashfilm
@JessicaGalliart @coffeygrinds WHA!? Don't do it. about 4 hours ago via web in reply to JessicaGalliart
@melissapierce Living it up! #treatyourself about 4 hours ago via web in reply to melissapierce
@JessicaGalliart $9.37. Of course this includes tax. Not tip. It must be $300 with tip. about 4 hours ago via web in reply to JessicaGalliart
The in-home Minority Report play-set! Well, sorta… uncrate.com/stuff/leap-mot… via @uncrate about 4 hours ago via Tweet Button
Hey @Charleymange, did you know that @twitter says you don't exist as a user? #whatsupwiththat about 7 hours ago via web
Our buddy @Charleymange got a motorcycle. Maybe we all need one… hmmm. uncrate.com/stuff/triumph-… via @uncrate about 7 hours ago via Tweet Button
Hello Nurse! This baby looks incredible. uncrate.com/stuff/symbol-r… via @uncrate about 7 hours ago via Tweet Button
When the apocalypse comes, what will be in your bag? uncrate.com/stuff/equipmen… via @uncrate about 7 hours ago via Tweet Button
Crispin Hellion Glover is the BEST thing about the Charlie's Angels movies. #SPOILERS #movies 7:58 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
007 is coming. And we cannot wait! Also, sweet looking game in Oct. Looks like a GoldenEye replacement. #007 #LetsBond youtube.com/watch?v=ozgZvg… 7:24 PM May 21st via YouTube on iOS
OH, YEAH!! THIRTEENTH FLOOR IS ON NETFLIX STREAMING!!! #EmmerichisbetterthanLucas 5:59 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
@localcelebrity Sucker. That view is hack. 5:51 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to localcelebrity
louisthegenius Seriously?! Ugh. The Fire Nation is the WORST. 4:53 PM May 21st via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by LongPork and 1 other
@louisthegenius Right? Fucking bullshit. #firenationblows 5:44 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to louisthegenius
“@slashfilm: Tom Cruise Attached to ‘Magnificent Seven’ Remake At MGM bit.ly/KYHWj1” -- I hope they're space samurai cowboys. #please 5:43 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
@joeandmonkey YEAH! I KNOW, RIGHT? IT'S AWESOME! 5:41 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to joeandmonkey
@odellthethird Well then, it doesn't look like EVERYTHING sucked. You're awesome. 5:37 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to odellthethird
@BendWinter @ladylaurag Awesome! Can't wait to watch it. 5:34 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BendWinter

Name Long Pork
Location Chicago, IL.
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Bio Hello, we're Long Pork. We're Gentlemen. We're Chicago sketch comedy at it's finest. Our passion is to create spectacular theatre and have an amazing time.