LonelyHero15
I would like it noted that I could totally kick @chucknorris_'s ass.
| I scored 1,000,000 on howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com |
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| I really wish Batman would tell Robin how gay he looks in that outfit. |
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| Super Fact #2: As far north as the Fortress of Solitude is, I still have to pay taxes in Canada. |
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| Super Fact #1: I can type 14,000 words per minute. |
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| Thinking about leaving the Daily Planet for a lucrative career in blogging. |
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| Kryptonite condom! HA! Mallrats never gets old. |
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| I tried to throw a house party at the Fortress of Solitude. No one came. I blame Google Maps. |
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| Speaking of my Super ass, no one can do blue tights and red underwear like this cat. I'm like sex in spandex, baby! |
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| Wow. @darthvader added me. I guess that means I need to get my Super ass back on Twitter. |
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| Spent the weekend alone with Lois, reminding her why they call me "Superman" ;) |
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| @Animal Man: You're right. I'm probably over-reacting. I'll give him a couple days. Thanks for returning my call. |
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| Hmmm... Krypto doesn't seem to be eating. I wonder if I should call Animal Man. |
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| @Bruce: Shut up. We ALL wear tights. Ass. |
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| I don't care what Batman says... this cape is boss. |
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| Fortress of "Solitude"? What was I thinking. No wonder I don't get visitors. I should have called it "Fortress of Awesome." |
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| Tried playing fetch with Krypto, but the little guy doesn't seem into it today. |
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| I just realized if I connect my DVD player to my holographic crystal thingy, I can totally skip this Blu-ray vs. HD-DVD nonsense. Sweetness! |
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| Chilling in the Fortress of Solitude. Kind of lonely... but I suppose that's the point. |
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| Testing... |
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