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  1. Tidying up. Finding a decent cleanig lady for the Fortress has its challenges.
  2. I want your honest opinion: does the little yellow belt make me look a little gay?
  3. For the record, I don't even need super powers to be awesome. They just make me MORE awesome.
  4. Whoa. I need to stop flying drunk. We almost had another 9/11 on our hands there.
  5. Spider-Man is a homo.
  6. When you have laser beams in your eyes the expression "if looks could kill" is especially hilarious.
  7. I will now perform my own tribute by moonwalking on the moon.
  8. I could have saved Michael Jackson. Probably. But I was on vacation. Anyway, I'm back!
  9. Miss me yet?
  10. I'm in Greece eating lamb with a side of awesomesauce. #vacation
  11. Miss me? I'm on vacation—got a great deal on a flight. HA!
  12. I wonder if I can get JJ Abrams to direct my next movie.
  13. I'm toying with the idea of getting a SuperMobile. Sure, it's not really necessary, but I'd look hot in a cherry red convertable.
  14. You know what's better than saving the planet? Snorting cocaine off a hooker's ass.
  15. Dean Cain... Whose fucking idea was that?
  16. Super villain tip: When fighting Scarecrow, take a second to sing "If I Only Had A Brain" from the Wizard of Oz. Drives him nuts.
  17. @smallville_boy I know it was a bit awkward, but I didn't want to use "think" twice in the same sentence. Any Robin with the short cape=gay.
  18. Who's the top and who's the bottom in that Batman/Robin relationship anyway? I don't think it's as obvious as most people do.
  19. For the last time, "faster than a speeding bullet" has nothing to do with my sexual staying power. I swear.
  20. The hardest part of my day is trying not to vaporize stupid people.