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Lolabythebay

  1. @TheTripleDeke Hey, we're not here to judge my sister! (Not for her promiscuity, I mean. About 6% of my tweets criticize her driving.) about 12 hours ago via Silver Bird in reply to TheTripleDeke
  2. @TheTripleDeke My sister. She's like an elderly turtle. about 13 hours ago via Silver Bird in reply to TheTripleDeke
  3. Cable's out. Internet's out. Just like pioneer days except I have Important Teevee Stories to keep up with. 6:22 PM May 27th via txt
  4. @TheTripleDeke Do I want to know, for the lulz, or will it just make my head hurt? 10:51 AM May 26th via Silver Bird in reply to TheTripleDeke
  5. Well, then. 7:47 PM May 25th via Silver Bird
  6. @CWGAP_Liz Cilantro has that effect (except in Nicaragua where it's in everything and by Day 12 you've had quite enough). 7:41 PM May 25th via Silver Bird in reply to CWGAP_Liz
  7. @CWGAP_Liz Hmmm. Gonna have to try that. It's an excuse to try to keep cilantro alive. I'm bad at that. 7:27 PM May 25th via Silver Bird in reply to CWGAP_Liz
  8. @TheTripleDeke Let me check my calen—OH SHIT my laptop just turned into an issue of Disney Adventures with JTT-as-Simba on the cover. #1994 6:30 PM May 25th via Silver Bird in reply to TheTripleDeke
  9. @TheTripleDeke The prizes are not guaranteed. Thanks, though. 2:38 PM May 25th via Silver Bird in reply to TheTripleDeke
  10. @ryantologist Just remember the little people when you're swimming in dog fart money Scrooge McDuck-style. 10:09 PM May 24th via Silver Bird in reply to ryantologist
  11. @ryantologist This was awesome and startling. I have 2 on the wall tuned differently and heard them both distinctly. 10:02 PM May 24th via Silver Bird in reply to ryantologist
  12. FACT I just learned: a ukulele can reverberate a dog fart from 12 feet away. 9:56 PM May 24th via Silver Bird
  13. Spend 8 hours moving boxes: just fine. Get home, awkwardly step on a dust pan before anybody else is even through the door: ice pack. 9:39 PM May 24th via Silver Bird
  14. @jacobrussell Oooh. Yeah, without context that IS perplexing. CBC's going to air a girly simulcast to talk NHL in special lady fashion. 12:40 PM May 24th via web in reply to jacobrussell
  15. @onthewings Congrats to you and @MrsOtW! She's adorable. (And that HAIR!) 12:21 PM May 24th via Silver Bird in reply to onthewings
  16. @LucyStag Indeed. We get together and watch Atomic Cafe every few years. They swear he's sitting in the front row during the safety lecture. 10:42 AM May 24th via Silver Bird in reply to LucyStag
  17. @LucyStag My mom's dad was involved in those tests. He died at 37 of an unusual lymphoma. That's why his kids are all government skeptics. 10:33 AM May 24th via Silver Bird in reply to LucyStag
  18. @stevieroxelle Better, even, because you don't need to find a place to put them. 11:36 PM May 23rd via Silver Bird in reply to stevieroxelle
  • Name L. M. Ruhland
  • Location Bay City, MI
  • Web http://lolabytheb...
  • Bio Tinfoil haberdasher. Red Wings fan. Occasional crusty anarchist. Ukulele player. Hyperbolic in mirth and despair.
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