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  1. Gud bess umerika. http://yfrog.com/0l1yhj
  2. Last night, drunkely groping at my wife in bed, and she says, "not now, Tater," in her sleep. Tater is our cat. #fml
  3. Happy birthday, America. My presence is my present.
  4. feeling like a hobo today.
  5. Billy Mays, of course.
  6. I know it's fucked up, but now that the man is dead, I feel like I can enjoy his music.
  7. @Meowtima NICE.
  8. @Meowtima Convince my wife for me!
  9. really wish i could just stay home and make t-shirts all day. the infrastructure is there!
  10. @Beppy No, it was Jake. I was so mad at you! Of course, I was inconsolable.
  11. I dreamed I found a hamster at @kellysue & @mattfraction 's house, and @beppy let one of our cats eat it.
  12. K.I.T. keepittogether keepittogether keepittogether
  13. RT @lynchland: RT @sambot: Michael Jackson to be plastinated a la Body Worlds http://bit.ly/yZEeu -- OHGODNO
  14. I just set up a random quote JavaScript on my blog that nobody reads!
  15. @Beppy oh man, was it one of your cousins?
  16. Really surprised at how much I liked die hard 4. Now for 6 hours of drunken sleep!
  17. Justin Long, you are my favorite sidekick. @justinlong ? @jlong ? @imamac ?
  18. Anyone else put lightning bug guts on their face as a kid? Anyone? My brothers and I were monsters.
  19. GOONIES meets AUDITION #worstpitchesever
  20. You're not a real person, Chester. You don't fool me.