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  1. Accidentally bought sour cream and onion ruffles instead of original. FML.
  2. I THOUGHT VODKA WOULD HELP BUT IT DIDNT AND NOW IM SAD.
  3. And now: snow.
  4. Apparently I can consume a lot of vodka. Good night.
  5. At the theatre. More a fan of the actual theatre building than the Theatre.
  6. I'm pretty sure Rep Charlie Rangel is a cat-man.
  7. i giggle every time they say "donut-hole" #AMAMeeting
  8. republicans are hilarious today.
  9. I've talked to 90 people in the last 45 minutes.
  10. @hodgman wish I could have been there. http://yfrog.com/3qbeefj
  11. Just bought a beer at gate 35 at kci. Mmm airport beer. Mmmm Xanax.
  12. I'm going to be inside you tonight, Texas. And it's gonna HURT.
  13. @johnwarrender woof woof is my ringtone.
  14. In a Mexican airport, high on Xanax, about to fly to Kansas. Happy trails.
  15. Aye chinelas.
  16. Hey bitches. I'm in Mexico.
  17. Down with the abstract, long live the ephemeral. (via @CameronSummers)
  18. My dog is a jerk.
  19. I go really go for some nice pot roast right now.
  20. @JamesUrbaniak wallowing in the muck with his animals!