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  1. had to switch comment service at Home Fires. Please note, your comment wasn't deleted from my heart. http://nonewzhomefires.blogspot.com/ 6:58 AM Dec 19th from web
  2. A tribute, smiles, tears and an ugly shirt are waiting for you at Home Fires. http://nonewzhomefires.blogspot.com 7:17 AM Dec 17th from web
  3. @lucid_kim it's all good sistah! If you were REALLY old, you'd have ordered your pizza for supper while it was still daylight. :D 5:54 AM Dec 14th from web in reply to lucid_kim
  4. Hey, worker bees did you get your weekend Home Fires? Married sex to you from our tub! Good times! http://nonewzhomefires.blogspot.com/ 5:23 AM Dec 14th from web
  5. Poor Mr. Lane! Him: Son, why are you using two razors? I just bought that pack! Lane 1: One's for my 'stache, the other's for my nuts! HA! 8:52 AM Dec 13th from web
  6. What's sex like for a married couple? http://nonewzhomefires.blogspot.com Read all about it, unless you are a child or family member. :) 6:38 AM Dec 11th from web
  7. Another snow day kids! Maybe I won't wake them just yet. Enjoying the quiet. It's -22 degrees, and my nipples just snapped off like snowpeas 4:06 AM Dec 10th from web
  8. Lane 1 to his sister: Go clean the snow off of the car. Lane 2: Yeah, right! Who's been eating crazy O's for breakfast? 5:08 AM Dec 8th from web
  9. Lane 2: Mom would you ever kill yourself? Me shocked: NO! Lane 2: Aww, dang it! MOM 1 KID 1 10:39 AM Dec 6th from web
  10. Lane 2, surprised/excited: Did you clean my coat? Me: No I picked it up off the floor and hung it up. Looks cleaner, huh?! MOM 1 KID 0 10:02 AM Dec 6th from web
  11. RT @katykk: So Funny!! @LoisLane1972 you're like a funnier prettier more interesting less Skeletor Maria Shriver. 6:28 AM Dec 4th from web
  12. @chriann xoxox thank you! I love that you love when I eat turkey nuts. LOL! 1:34 PM Dec 3rd from web in reply to chriann
  13. @katykk @kahonu @paulapoundstone turkeys have balls under wings. http://nonewzhomefires.blogspot.com/2009/11/back-by-popular-demand.html 1:27 PM Dec 3rd from web in reply to katykk
  14. @katykk no doubt Cheetah Woods will have many loney nights of Penalty Strokes. Replied to @kahonu on accident. LOL! 12:49 PM Dec 3rd from web in reply to katykk
  15. @chriann @kahonu @SarahLee23 no doubt Cheetah Woods will have many loney nights of Penalty Strokes. 12:47 PM Dec 3rd from web in reply to chriann
  16. @katykk we love you back, even though your 19th hole is tained and we know you been playin with someone's putter all day. LOL! 11:13 AM Dec 3rd from web in reply to katykk
  17. @chriann @katykk Tiger should have kept his balls and his club in his bag. :P 11:03 AM Dec 3rd from web in reply to chriann
  18. @kirstiealley raises a guilty hand, but continues to make fun of the ho whose 2nd book may be called, "I am The 19th Hole" by Rachel Uchitel 11:01 AM Dec 3rd from web in reply to kirstiealley
  19. If that ho gets a big book deal out of this, I am flipping a huge biscuit! I can see it now, "Golf is Flog Backward" by Rachel Uchitel. 10:53 AM Dec 3rd from web
  20. @kirstiealley Just waiting for the ho to get a huge book deal, "Golf is Flog Backward" LOL! 10:51 AM Dec 3rd from web in reply to kirstiealley