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  1. @cettedrucks Ice is 2" deep, but you have a point. @SamSifton Some (hint: my brother) would say she's killing us. God Bless her for it.
  2. If this homemade apple pie I just pulled from oven doesn't taste great, the folks at Acme Frozen Pie Crust Co. are going to hear it from me.
  3. Seriously, my mom has spice brands in her pantry that have been out of business at least 25 years. Museum-quality, alert Smithsonian.
  4. @megnut We roll with sage too, so long as you mean "dried sage that's been in the family at least three generations."
  5. WASP cooking tips w/Mom Steele: when making stuffing, 4th stick of butter adds ineffable something, esp. when paired with canned mushrooms.
  6. @dens Epic drive! <applause>
  7. RT @curbed Nolita icon 11 Spring, aka the Candle Building, sells for $20 Million off its original price: http://bit.ly/54Pxdy
  8. Butcher to mom: "Which turkey did you order?" Mom: "Whichever is the non-organic one." Oldschool Thanksgiving TK here in Manchester, Mass.
  9. RT @jonnyporkpie "The Corpse Wore Pasties" is released today! http://bit.ly/7kqHEi
  10. RT @AJDaulerio Putting together Deadspin "Swimsuit/Bodies" issue for Spring. Got dudes on the list! Leitch should start eating raisins STAT.
  11. J-E-T-S! RT @garyvee Only good thing is Pats aren't good either if we had any kind of qb we'd win, belichek is bad human, a peice of shit
  12. @paulboutin Sending support from NYC. Glad you've got your spirit so intact.
  13. RT @Lindseymgreen: @lock 1 couch down. about 17 over aged house plants to go.
  14. Good question! RT @cettedrucks @lock where will you scatter The Sofa's ashes? Or will you keep them in an ashtray beside the new one?
  15. RT @LexaLu @lock May she rest in peace. And may the red wall be next.
  16. By popular request @thegothamgal @blam @cettedrucks, ol' sofa going to glue factory: http://twitpic.com/qgj2a . Incoming: Room and Board.
  17. RT @bhammerling @AJDaulerio couch was a dog that needed to be put down years ago but @lock couldn't deal with pain of parting. #couchwasdead
  18. RT @unclegrambo @Lock I am proud of you. Big step.
  19. RT @bhammerling @Lock life changing day indeed. For all of us who sit on your couch. We now have safe and upholstered place to sit/chill!
  20. RT @AJDaulerio @Lock Oh man. That's like hearing you put your dog to sleep. #poursoneoutforlockscouch