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  1. @ladybug_3777 i hope everyone is prepared to eat, like, 4 each. i know i can :D and(multitasking here) i haven't noticed that with my iphone
  2. @ladybug_3777 i just finished making deviled eggs and it hit me that 1 egg = 2 deviled eggs. i made waaaay more than i need. #thanksgiving
  3. @joesmithreally i was thisclose to mentioning you in that headache tweet but i thought...why rub it in? when i can rub one out?
  4. on a related note, i'm curing my headache the old fashioned way.
  5. maybe if kittenhate was still around, i wouldn't be tempted to overshare on #thetwitters. eh that's probably a lie.
  6. can't believe alec baldwin did an snl sketch making fun of glengarry glen ross, using santa's workshop. can't believe i got it. #brassballs
  7. wondering what christopher walken would be like in bed.
  8. @matt_mccabe well it was pretty funny. so there's that. Q: how do you feel about shirtless native american teens? http://tinyurl.com/ybfhd7c
  9. just got out of New Moon(aka He's Just Not That Into You, Bella, Jesus Christ Why Don't You Get It)
  10. @rstevens not to mention that it destroys the notion of the gud auld days. hell of a lot of unsolved arson going on...
  11. @rstevens "Wisconsin Death Trip" It's a fascinating book(i own & love it) but reading it all at once = recipe for morbid introspection
  12. i finally submitted a repeat offender to #stfumarrieds and seeing it posted is sweeeet.
  13. i am barry gibbs I WILL PUT YOU IN THE GROUND.
  14. drinky poo, din din, wifey, hubby, psychobabble, wiener, supposably, blog, evil #haaaate
  15. i wouldn't say that i *prefer* you when you're high...but i like it an awful lot.
  16. http://twitpic.com/qb1sy - @matthewvandyk even worse, they're trying to make me think i'm special!
  17. @matthewvandyk broken link?
  18. guys, i've got nothing(other than pruny hands, whiter grout, and a new respect for the cleaning my dad did when i was a kid)
  19. spent 2 hours scrubbing the bath/shower with toothbrush + chemicals, trying to think of a way to make it make it sound funny for twitter
  20. did you catch 30 rock? seems vasectomies are in the air...they wimped out at the end though which is disappointing.