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LloyddChristmas

  1. @MadsOller what? She sucked she only had a couple good ideas
  2. Anybody else glad Peggy is leaving? She looked like a rat and will get buried by Don. #madmen
  3. For all of this girls that say "Facebook me" good luck I don't have one anymore.
  4. @kathbeemcg Noah's drinking. Some friend inviting me
  5. Fucking sick '85 world series tickets. twitpic.com/9pp159
  6. @dchew124 is the front license plate still a saxophone?
  7. @draymeowz nah I'd say add about 1000 points and "the stuff" will be in the mail soon.
  8. Props to @draymeowz I think this is actually hilarious twitpic.com/9pkrke
  9. @katiekromelow twatter would be pretty boring if you shut down your account. Keep it going in the words of Tobias HUZZAH!
  10. @katiekromelow I respect you l
  11. Am I the only one that thinks that TFM is retarded?
  12. @katiekromelow what are you referring to this?
  13. @kathbeemcg go to Lawrence
  14. The shirt I'm currently wearing will not be taken off all weekend. I'm hoping to smell similar to a hobo by Monday.
  15. Fuck you! I hated you as a kid then. RT @MensHumor: I was the kid that would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose.
  16. Fuck I don't have instagram! Now I can't share a picture of the shitty food I'm eating with everyone. Dang it!
  17. @RodFaced don't be a pussy go ask her to party with you guys