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Lizzy_Nielsen

  1. Just finished my record-breaking third shower of the day.
  2. I helped carry an air conditioner up five flights then installed it. WITH A HANGOVER. What did you do today?
  3. @amandarykoff I know a lot of professionally horrible people. But he is the worst
  4. I hate Pete Campbell with the fire of 100000000000 suns
  5. @ChrisCorbellini HI CORBY
  6. Pete Campbell is the biggest dickhead ever
  7. @Sweatman_Dan I look to serve my country however I can
  8. "they're shazamming me. I should be a freakin DJ"
  9. Off the bucket list lockerz.com/s/212462102
  10. The jukebox is mine (@ Riviera Cafe w/ 4 others) 4sq.com/K5lWoA
  11. My next career will be as a DJ of gay weddings
  12. First summer dress and sangria night of the 2012 season. So happy.
  13. omg air conditioning
  14. Dear everyone: the Shiba Inu puppy cam is back. You're welcome. ustream.tv/sfshiba
  15. From someone who refuses to watch UFC due to a blood aversion: When will it be over?
  16. Just listened to co worker describe why pitchers become knuckleballers. Going to jump out window. BRB.
  17. 'I shot Mike Mike in his hindparts' -Omar Little
  18. "fish gotta swim, know what I'm sayin'?"
  19. If laying in bed and watching The Wire were a competitive sport, I'd be the undisputed world champion.