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  1. hey, do me a favor k? go here and see if your iq is higher than mine. http://xsgay.co.uk/697d about 1 hour ago from web
  2. @babiejenks Totally true: even the dumb rock radio station in Boston is really smart. about 6 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to babiejenks
  3. @threewickets I swear a club-wielding Abudabi was seen chasing Dubai through the desert, screaming: Give us back our fucking money!!! about 6 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to threewickets
  4. @carney Oh my! We really are all on the same damn grid. There's no escaping the matrix. Can't remember if it's the red pill or the blue. about 6 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to carney
  5. @KBAndersen #nomorecommonculture I don't really know what Lady Gaga or Google Wave is, and that's fine. I've jumped the shark on everything. about 8 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to KBAndersen
  6. Tiger Woods and Dubai both crash on the same day. Are these related phenomena? Probably not, except insofar as we're all deep in it all... about 8 hours ago from Twitterrific
  7. Why am I always tempted by Lilly Pulitzer hostess dresses? about 13 hours ago from Twitterrific
  8. @docbrite They are Border collies at a New Haven rescue. Just wonderful animals. 7:55 PM Nov 26th from Twitterrific in reply to docbrite
  9. Just passed a bar on U.S. 1 called The Mental Ward. It's slogan is: "We're all here because we're not all there." 5:16 PM Nov 26th from Twitterrific
  10. Just listening to the Byrds cover Dylan, I found something to actually be thankful for: I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now. 8:57 AM Nov 26th from Twitterrific
  11. @babiejenks Tara isn't going to START her own clinic. She's simply going to take the hospital hostage and turn it into a SAMCRO walk-in. 8:08 AM Nov 26th from Twitterrific in reply to babiejenks
  12. @jmc1987 Yes--my Border collie foster dog friends from Connecticut. 8:05 AM Nov 26th from Twitterrific in reply to jmc1987
  13. #iamthankfulfor http://twitpic.com/r0lzx 8:03 AM Nov 26th from Twitterrific
  14. #iamthankfulfor http://twitpic.com/r0hkd 7:31 AM Nov 26th from Twitterrific
  15. @babesinboyland Trying to write a short book about Samson and Delilah, and a long book about never getting married. Thank you for asking. 5:24 PM Nov 25th from Twitterrific in reply to babesinboyland
  16. Just bought some thighhigh boots because what else do you wear to a law firm, and found out so did Michelle O. So no one is acting her age. 5:14 PM Nov 25th from Twitterrific
  17. @lx69 I've been told there is no cure for narcissism because those who suffer from it can't be reached by other human beings. 4:29 PM Nov 25th from Twitterrific in reply to lx69
  18. Especially in tough times, it's no sin to be glad you're alive. Happy Thanksgiving! 4:11 PM Nov 25th from Twitterrific
  19. Glad Prozac Nation was a smart publishing decision: http://bit.ly/80KWwi/?cid=tag:all1 11:59 AM Nov 25th from Twitterrific
  20. @stephencon thanks for the tip! 11:30 AM Nov 25th from Twitterrific in reply to stephencon