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LizzieSavage

Babies and boobies and funny joke.... twitter.com/LizzieSavage/s… 8:46 PM May 25th via web
This kid is awesome twitter.com/LizzieSavage/s… 7:14 AM May 25th via web
checked on Jonny in the shower,he spread baby oil on every inch of the walls&tub to make slip&slide. AND HE SHAVED OFF ONE OF HIS EYEBROWS!! 4:07 PM May 22nd via web
Pessimist = the glass is half empty; optimist = the glass is half full; ME = YAY! There's room to add vodka!!! 🍸 8:28 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPad
If I found a leprechaun... (don't know the age of the kid) twitter.com/LizzieSavage/s… 4:05 PM May 21st via web
@Mellyjhart Don't ya just love our kids? They're not crazy at all! twitter.com/LizzieSavage/s… 6:58 PM May 19th via web
kids really do mimic their parents: I just walked into the bathroom while Jonny is in there and he screamed, "CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR!" 10:59 AM May 19th via web
🍰🎂🎉🎈🎁 Happy birthday @BrianwHart !!! 🍰🎂🎁🎉🎈 9:23 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPad
MensHumor I don't care what math says; the 1990s were still only 10 years ago... 10:01 AM May 18th via HootSuite Retweeted by LizzieSavage and 3641 others
@KissSimina thank you 5:48 AM May 18th via web in reply to KissSimina
@MellyJHart @warrensavage78 Thanks 5:33 AM May 18th via web in reply to MellyJHart
When God made me: twitter.com/LizzieSavage/s… 5:33 AM May 18th via web
@TrishaLHart @MellyJHart @DianeNeal @BD_WONG Maybe he'll go back to SVU! 5:26 AM May 18th via web in reply to TrishaLHart
Followed powder-footprints to Jonnys room. "What happened in there?" I asked, to which he replied: "What? I had to powder my balls!" He's 5 7:55 PM May 17th via web
for my gaming friends. the ultimate gamer's console organizer. twitter.com/LizzieSavage/s… 6:00 PM May 17th via web
@TrishaLHart @MensComedy ME! 5:59 PM May 17th via web in reply to TrishaLHart
I will invent an exercise machine that has a built in computer, but the computer is powered by you running. I would lose SO much weight! 6:42 PM May 16th via web
Jonny:"with great power comes great responsibility" Me (proud of Spiderman reference): "Yeah!Spiderman" Jonny: "no, Spongebob!" Me: facepalm 9:34 AM May 16th via Twitter for iPad
Thanks for all the Mothers Day love! I haven't been on twitter much so I didn't see it until now 😳 9:27 PM May 14th via Twitter for iPad
sex is like pizza. When its good its good, when its bad its still pretty good. 7:24 PM May 13th via web