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  1. Today's Ikea furniture construction was brought to you by the letters: F. Uuuuuuuuuu. C and K. And the color blue. about 9 hours ago from SimplyTweet
  2. RT @ChristinaArbini: Hosting a contest for the newest release by @LizaPalmer at: http://tinyurl.com/ygaky84. 8:56 PM Nov 29th from SimplyTweet
  3. @enock1970 @keetots Clearly. Arms akimbo, standing atop some building, cape flapping in the wind, head launched back. 4:52 PM Nov 29th from web in reply to enock1970
  4. @keetots Hahahahahahahaa 4:17 PM Nov 29th from web in reply to keetots
  5. @keetots It's such a comfort knowing you wield your powers for good. 3:50 PM Nov 29th from web in reply to keetots
  6. @keetots Are you hashtagging Vons Pavillions???? Dude. 2:21 PM Nov 29th from web in reply to keetots
  7. Happy Sunday! http://jezebel.com/5414698/... 2:17 PM Nov 29th from web
  8. Meeting new dog walker today. I've obsessively cleaned and Poet vomitted and ate it. We all prepare differently. 2:11 PM Nov 28th from SimplyTweet
  9. @KwanaWrites Congratulations!!!!! 2:02 PM Nov 28th from SimplyTweet in reply to KwanaWrites
  10. RT @wheatles: RT @ChrisWillman The funniest business e-mail exchange of all time: http://bit.ly/6yDXfi (via @MJMcKean) 10:53 AM Nov 27th from SimplyTweet
  11. @akzucco Woooohoooo!!! 1:39 PM Nov 26th from SimplyTweet in reply to akzucco
  12. @KwanaWrites Thank you!!! Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!! 12:21 PM Nov 26th from SimplyTweet in reply to KwanaWrites
  13. Happy Thanksgiving! My first attempt at baking biscuits! http://twitpic.com/r1r22 11:54 AM Nov 26th from SimplyTweet
  14. Dear Ma'am: It's called a bra. We wear them so our bits don't hang out. And I do mean....hang. Pardon me while I throw lye in my eyeballs. 2:16 PM Nov 25th from web
  15. RT @megancrane: In preparation for Thanksgiving, have eaten everything in the entire house. 4:02 PM Nov 24th from SimplyTweet
  16. @megancrane Hahahahahhhhahhaahaaha 4:02 PM Nov 24th from SimplyTweet in reply to megancrane
  17. @myfriendamy So, I can go back to rocking the corner and humming "Wind Beneath My Wings?" 2:03 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to myfriendamy
  18. @isobelakenhead @wheatles So, I'm at Starbucks right now, who was I behind in line? William "King Peter" Moseley. Worlds collide! 2:02 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to isobelakenhead
  19. @myfriendamy Is it okay if, in my head, I translated that to mean, "you, too, are my hero, Liza." :) 1:54 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to myfriendamy
  20. @isobelakenhead Oh, I saw. And it was hauntingly on target. Like, eerily so. 1:35 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to isobelakenhead