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LizJonesSomalia

DMReporter CHARITY: We're talking about @LizJonesSomalia at the Institute of Fundraising Technology Conference (@IoFTech) bit.ly/HXurBn May 11th 1:56 AM Apr 20th via TweetDeck Retweeted by LizJonesSomalia and 3 others
reubenturner the enigma known as @londoncharlotte interviews the enigma behind @lizjonessomalia thegoodagency.co.uk/5-minutes/ #socialgiving 6:51 AM Mar 2nd via Echofon Retweeted by LizJonesSomalia and 4 others
If you enjoyed this account last year please nominate @DMReporter for best #fakeaccount in the Shorty Awards shortyawards.com/DMReporter Thank you! 1:48 PM Feb 17th via Tweetbot for iOS
I nominate @DMReporter for a Shorty Award in #fakeaccount because it was a pleasure being fiddled by them for a week shortyawards.com/?category=fake… 6:34 AM Jan 13th via Shorty Awards
If you've enjoyed the work of this account then please vote @DMReporter for best #fakeaccount in the Shorty Awards bit.ly/zWlGpC. Thanks. X 4:43 AM Jan 13th via TweetDeck
#ff @DMReporter @PaulDacreDM - "We're on an express elevator to hell; going down!" 3:50 AM Nov 25th, 2011 via TweetDeck
#ff @DMReporter - nuke it from above, it's the only way to be sure. 3:49 AM Nov 4th, 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
And don't forget to follow my brethren at @DMReporter for more of the same daily (only with much less semen). Thanks for talking to me...! 9:57 AM Nov 3rd, 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
I'll be back though - next time I accidentally write something jaw-dropping stupid I'll be on hand to lead the charge. 9:53 AM Nov 3rd, 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
I'm returning to my crying corner now where'll I'll rock myself to sleep. I hibernate in a coffin between articles so don't worry about me. 9:51 AM Nov 3rd, 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
Between us we've secreted enough pecker spit to impregnate half the continent of Africa. Well done everyone! 9:48 AM Nov 3rd, 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
We've squeezed enough from this campaign now. Everyone rose to the challenge and showed they have real spunk when it cums to fundraising. 9:44 AM Nov 3rd, 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
There's no official spermometer @TruenFairview but the amount we've raised is similar to this hal.live.mediaspanonline.com/assets/90215/B… (only whiter) 9:20 AM Nov 3rd, 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to TruenFairview
scottfish75 @LizJonesSomalia that's incredibly crass of you. Everyone who follows spunk etiquette knows it requires a soup spoon. 9:12 AM Nov 3rd, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to LizJonesSomalia Retweeted by LizJonesSomalia and 1 other
Maybe some celeb chums could help us out? If @Baddiel could throw one of his spunky birthday parties we'd reach the total in no time... 9:11 AM Nov 3rd, 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
...and always carry a dessert spoon with you, for collecting it after the fact. 9:01 AM Nov 3rd, 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
Remember - most men have fantasies about being treated like gristle by strange women. Use that. Maybe on the tube ride home? 8:59 AM Nov 3rd, 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
simonbayley @LizJonesSomalia "Sisters are doing it for themselves" could also work I suppose. 8:53 AM Nov 3rd, 2011 via web Retweeted by LizJonesSomalia
As a feminist I approve of women embracing their bodies and celebrating their sexuality - bit.ly/tln5ph - Warms the cockles it does. 8:48 AM Nov 3rd, 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS
neilcaff Good to see @LizJonesSomalia tweeting again! In these troubled times her moral clarity is just what this nation needs 8:40 AM Nov 3rd, 2011 via web Retweeted by LizJonesSomalia and 5 others

Name Liz Jones in Somalia
Location Somalia
Web http://www.justgi...
Bio I am a satire of Liz Jones, tweeting to raise money for the DEC East African Appeal. If you read and enjoy please donate. From the pen of @DMReporter.