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LizHolland2

That awkward moment when your friends mom realizes her bike was stolen.......@kaylaaadanielle 12:47 PM May 17th via Twitter for Android in reply to kaylaaadanielle
MadeaSimmons_ that mood when you're incredibly hungry........... but Laziness overpowers 9:18 AM May 3rd via Buffer Retweeted by LizHolland2 and 253 others
MadeaSimmons_ I tried being normal once. Worst 5 minutes of my life 11:35 PM Apr 26th via Buffer Retweeted by LizHolland2 and 433 others
snooki I hate waking up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water & end up sprinting back to my bed thinking of ghosts & aliens. #imaBitch 10:21 PM Apr 17th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by LizHolland2 and 5002 others
ERlC_CARTMAN Teacher: Where is your homework?, Student: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in school. 10:01 PM Apr 17th via Twuffer Retweeted by LizHolland2 and 359 others
stormihelm I hate feeling like everything is my fault. I hate it even more when I realize it is. 💔 9:53 PM Apr 17th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by LizHolland2
ReaIMeganFox Yes I'm a girl, I could go from normal to a b*tch in .1 seconds. 9:11 PM Apr 17th via Buffer Retweeted by LizHolland2 and 741 others
ReaIMeganFox Someone told me i was immature, Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now.., ;) 7:16 PM Apr 3rd via web Retweeted by LizHolland2 and 339 others
SoDamnTrue Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I'd like to read a medication bottle and see, "May cause extreme sexiness" 5:31 PM Mar 19th via Twuffer Retweeted by LizHolland2 and 1758 others
girlposts Eating raw cookie dough, because you're a fearless bastard who's not afraid of salmonella. ♥ 3:01 AM Mar 20th via Twuffer Retweeted by LizHolland2 and 1566 others
TheseDamnQuote Being trapped in the corner of your shower because the water is too hot. 3:22 AM Mar 20th via web Retweeted by LizHolland2 and 434 others
Why is it when I'm alone is when I think of you the most. I just want to sleep. Ugh... #exhausted 9:23 PM Mar 16th via Twitter for Android
Notebook I might not be where I want to be, but thank God I'm not where I used to be. I'm ok, and I'm on my way! 4:40 AM Mar 13th via Buffer Retweeted by LizHolland2 and 5010 others
@MarisaJenkins trust me if I could you'd be here. 9:16 AM Mar 7th via Twitter for Android in reply to MarisaJenkins
@MarisaJenkins come live with me! 8:11 AM Mar 7th via Twitter for Android in reply to MarisaJenkins
@MarisaJenkins I miss you fool! 7:52 AM Mar 7th via Twitter for Android in reply to MarisaJenkins
@MarisaJenkins you so dumb!! 7:11 AM Mar 7th via Twitter for Android in reply to MarisaJenkins
@MarisaJenkins you so dumb. I got feet! They are just tiny trick. You trip me by my feet all the time #homo 9:40 PM Mar 6th via Twitter for Android in reply to MarisaJenkins
sammychevy 99 problems, but a pitch ain't one! @Softball_Quotes 12:54 PM Mar 6th via web Retweeted by LizHolland2 and 25 others
So tired. I need a vacation for real. #reallifesucks 8:30 AM Mar 6th via Twitter for Android