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  1. #piratejenny left litter in places that no [deity of your choice] ever intended litter to go. There's litter in my books. IN. MY. BOOKS.about 4 hours ago from web
  2. #piratejenny's final act before leaving my apt. was to slash at my wrists, leaving two large scratches & some chewed-up skin. Atta girl.about 6 hours ago from web
  3. It appears that sometime during the night, my hair decided to join A Flock of Seagulls. This was entirely without my consent, of course.about 10 hours ago from web
  4. @hollyblack Sadly, you are not crazy.about 21 hours ago from web in reply to hollyblack
  5. #piratejenny will be going home tomorrow. That means one more night of her surprise-breakdancing over my bed at 4am. Animals are teh FUN!12:02 PM Nov 7th from web
  6. Usually I have great dreams. Last night I dreamed I had huge feathered 70's hair. Night before that, I dreamed I ate cereal. [::sigh::]4:45 AM Nov 7th from web
  7. Oh, yes, I will be going to this restaurant: http://www.macbar.net/ I may have to move in.2:28 PM Nov 6th from web
  8. @Ginger_Clark It looks like Modells threw up a giant Yankee's display all over NYC. It's been washing up into Jersey for a few hours now.1:31 PM Nov 6th from web in reply to Ginger_Clark
  9. @darinbradley Beautifully done!12:48 PM Nov 6th from web in reply to darinbradley
  10. I have a giant tub of grated asiago cheese in my purse. What, doesn't everyone?11:49 AM Nov 6th from web
  11. @clockworkzero I hadn't realized you'd made so many pieces - obviously I lost track. Congrats!7:33 AM Nov 6th from web in reply to clockworkzero
  12. All the email spam I get nowadays is in French. It makes me feel so cultured, even as they tell me I'm too small to satisfy my woman.5:34 AM Nov 6th from web
  13. And so my last day with #piratejenny begins. At 4am. With her sitting on my chest & drooling. You know, I think she's a wee cannibal...1:11 AM Nov 6th from web
  14. @BrianKeene THREE hour lunch? Wait, wtf: ANY lunch break at all? I admire your restraint. I'd have snapped his fucking neck.4:55 PM Nov 5th from web in reply to BrianKeene
  15. I have hiccups. #piratejenny thinks I might have an alien infestation, but Herbert is assuring her that I have no actual heart to infest.4:47 PM Nov 5th from web
  16. @Ginger_Clark And something good better happen to Joan in the final ep, or I'm going to start attacking random strangers with giant vases.12:06 PM Nov 5th from web in reply to Ginger_Clark
  17. @paulGtremblay You're welcome! Did you receive your stamps, though? If not, let me see if I have a spare goat.11:26 AM Nov 5th from web in reply to paulGtremblay
  18. People, THIS is how you respond to rejection, if you don't mind the public humiliation that so rightly follows: http://tinyurl.com/yaerkwc4:54 PM Nov 4th from web
  19. Why the fuck is Conway Twitty on my tv screen? It's especially troubling considering I don't recall turning my tv on.4:39 PM Nov 4th from web
  20. @paulGtremblay Usually I sacrifice my pride, but I guess I'll kill some damn goat for you. Lucifer is NOT going to be happy about this...4:36 PM Nov 4th from web in reply to paulGtremblay