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  1. On a lighter note, big contract came in today & boyf told me tht he wont hve wrk on Sun. Those are filed under "things that mke me happy"
  2. Filed under "things that happened this week" - a funeral, condoms dropping out of my bag in front of dad & sitting in gum. I'm going to bed
  3. Too little too late RT: @CatchUNextTues New Blog Post: Requiem for Jumper Cables http://bit.ly/8segIG
  4. @emanney Just fwd you a message I got the other night from @alana_margaret . Let's make this happen :)
  5. @CatchUNextTues Tell that lady that she needs to "slow her roll". She should check herself before she wrecks herself.
  6. I'm too drained to be sarcastic today. I feel like I should be concerned about this. Back. To. Bed.
  7. Overall, I have much love for my people, but srsly, Koreans can't drive for shit
  8. Now that @CharlieTrouble is taken care of I can now focus on me. Jerz bound to see my fella tonight
  9. @ryanb39 I like that idea. Do you hear that @CharlieTrouble ? Tuesday is on you this week.
  10. Mission accomplished. Super chic outfit acquired for @charlieTrouble . Damn I'm good.
  11. @ztringz I concur. That seems like a suitable payment.
  12. Reluctantly awake. Promised @CharlieTrouble tht Id help him find a new outfit for his date. Is there some BFF prize that I shd be getting?
  13. Post party cleaning done. 2009 was rung in proper. Time for a delicious nap & then a shopping trip with @CharlieTrouble
  14. @LochNessMunchys you have a dog?
  15. New years post party cleaning. Hungover. Having mimosas kinda makes this tolerable
  16. I should get some sort of prize for not calling in sick today. For serious.
  17. Agreed. RT @lkellison: Dollar margaritas are the best idea EVER.
  18. My apt needs cleaning. The fella is coming over later (poor thing had to work till 11p) & is spending NYE w/ me & friends. I'm kinda stoked
  19. @alana_margaret I am SO down for that. What days are you in town?
  20. Confession: That new Brittany Spears song is kinda catchy.