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LiterallyTsar

@origami_owl can I literally make mincemeat out of you? for a Murdoch family photo album link? 3:55 PM May 28th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to origami_owl
@origami_owl I will then literally have your guts for garters. Deal? 3:39 PM May 28th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to origami_owl
parryphernalia Am at a wedding. Groom's speech: "you literally light up any room you walk in to". #literallygoingtomakemincemeatoutofgroom 12:03 PM Apr 28th via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by LiterallyTsar and 1 other
@lewiscollard oh really? 1:02 PM Apr 27th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to lewiscollard
stillawake Boing Boing : Places with single-letter names (including seven places in Norway called Å) : bit.ly/InzMik @parryphernalia 2:15 PM Apr 24th via Windows Phone Feed Reader Retweeted by LiterallyTsar
Alex Reid, ("thespian"): "My mind was literally away with the fairies". twitter.com/LiterallyTsar/… 5:28 AM Apr 21st via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Next Literally Show: Thursday 7 June, 8pm. eventbrite.co.uk/event/33958901… #comedy 9:48 AM Apr 19th via web
Oh balls. Tonight's Literally Show cancelled. another one soon. But none tonight. Apologies. 8:28 AM Apr 19th via web
@freethinkeruk indubitably. Or I shall eat my hat. 1:40 AM Apr 19th via web in reply to freethinkeruk
@samroake in Bristol tonight (#centreoftheearth) but I'll be back in London doing it soon enough. #figurativelysidesplitting 1:02 AM Apr 19th via web in reply to samroake
shawnpmcd I literally rip my eyes out when folks misuse the word literally. MT @benshapiro: Dems literally fighting a war on motherhood. 10:23 PM Apr 11th via TweetDeck Retweeted by LiterallyTsar and 1 other
alstill_ literally jump out of my skin every time the toast pops out of the toaster 12:17 AM Apr 19th via Mobile Web Retweeted by LiterallyTsar and 1 other
Commentator just used literally correctly! On Pendleton "literally picked herself off the floor" to win. I am speechless. #literallycorrect 3:19 AM Apr 6th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Bristol - do any of you have some paint I can borrow? I want to paint someone in a bad light. Literally. 12:08 PM Apr 2nd via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Searching TheyWorkForYou for the word "literally" when said in the House of Commons is probably the most depressing thing I've ever done. 12:25 AM Apr 2nd via web
A caller into Radio5Live claimed to have seen a petrol station "literally under siege". Ladders, battering rams, catapults, boiling oil...? 3:03 AM Apr 1st via web
@margaretbowling it was correct! worry not! 1:31 AM Mar 28th via web in reply to margaretbowling
margaretbowling Just hit send on an invitation to 9 of the best female mountaineers in the world to join our exped team. Quite literally aiming high! 2:23 PM Mar 27th via web Retweeted by LiterallyTsar and 1 other
It has just occurred to me that I missed @everyword tweet "literally". Oh balls. 10:12 AM Mar 26th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Ian Hislop still owes me £10. I should literally have his guts for garters. twitpic.com/918l1r 9:21 AM Mar 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Name Literally Tsar
Location Bristol, UK
Web http://www.litera...
Bio @Parryphernalia by day. Comedian & Writer, fighting misuse of L-word. I've been literally from A to B, & to Hell & back. Soon I'll be painting the town red...