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Lisa_V

  1. @barbsobel I once had to pull over and sob b/c of a Reba McEntire song
  2. Top story of Today Show- Justin Bieber and the paparazzi. Keeping it serious Today Show, keeping it serious.
  3. Rory: How's wallpapering? Me: We totally love putting our relationship in further danger so your bathroom looks nice. Rory : Thanks!
  4. @Tubaville We have to. The dumbasses who built this house wallpapered right over sheet rock. To cover up the stuff from the 70's, we have to
  5. You guys, my marriage was already on shaky ground. Now we're putting up wallpaper. Shit.
  6. Two of my kids are grounded for life. There goes that little retirement cottage.
  7. Black light rocks instagr.am/p/LEIm5OylXZ/
  8. Just posted a photo instagr.am/p/LEIhgPylXV/
  9. What school should be...an adventure. instagr.am/p/LEIf2ASlXU/
  10. @sheepseatingme I'll email you remind me
  11. Oregon Trail instagr.am/p/LBMMbSylWQ/
  12. Awesome classroom instagr.am/p/LBKtmRSlVq/
  13. Book spine poetry in my kid's classroom . Love this school instagr.am/p/LAx37YSlag/
  14. @sheepseatingme I've got one whose life is in danger bc of it
  15. @WendiAarons @todayshow I saw the video yesterday . They're on tv? I think they should be investigated by CPS for being too stupid to parent
  16. @sheepseatingme Whoa. At least you can't just turn up pregnant.
  17. @molls Damn it. Mine has a cramped 10 year-old.
  18. @KatjaMichelle Plus it's Mason's class trip. We're going on the Oregon trail.
  19. @KatjaMichelle I'm stupid.