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  1. Stolen from ThinkGeek: "Ramen is cheap, tasty, and easy to fix, and if you can be patient for 3 minutes, it's fast. If you can't, it's c ... 10:13 AM Sep 28th from web
  2. Definitely not planning any crimes ever! #seriouslyyouguys 7:23 AM Aug 19th from web
  3. @dooce "The Happiest Baby on the Block" guy recommends gently pulling on the pacifier to encourage baby to suck harder. Counter-intuitive. 9:02 AM Aug 14th from web in reply to dooce
  4. Babysat the niece and nephew until midnight last night. Tom sang them to sleep with his guitar. 9:00 AM Aug 14th from web
  5. @laran I read "Morphine juice pack" at first glance and was a little worried. 7:19 AM Aug 10th from web in reply to laran
  6. Non-Gift of the Magi: I want to buy $300 of Portguese children's books for Tom's friend. Tom wants to buy $300 shoes for his feet. 2:01 PM Aug 7th from web
  7. @oliverstatus Good job on that Zappos.com acquistion. Hope it all works out, but if it doesn't, can I get some of the leftover shoes? Sz 8. 8:01 AM Aug 7th from web in reply to oliverstatus
  8. I have the short term memory of a goldfish. 11:18 AM Aug 5th from web
  9. "Goin' to the Costco and we're / Gonna get groooooceries. Goin' to the Costo / we loooooove." 11:23 AM Aug 1st from web
  10. Ever sneeze so hard you pop your back? 9:57 AM Jul 30th from web
  11. I'm coming clean: I don't like poppyseeds. Not in anything. There. I said it. And I'm not taking it back. 8:41 AM Jul 30th from web
  12. Today I've done more before 8 a.m. than I usually do all day. Realized this is the reason I did NOT join the Army. 7:18 AM Jul 16th from web
  13. Just wondering what Steve Perry has been up to. 10:32 AM Jul 13th from web
  14. Curse you, Costco! What am I going to do with 25 lbs of potatoes? 2:14 PM Jul 9th from web
  15. Just made tapioca from scratch for the first time. It's weird stuff. What do all those little starchballs do in your gut? 7:13 PM Jul 5th from web
  16. Tom, buying flight tix online, "Vegas is in Utah, right?" 7:10 PM Jul 5th from web
  17. So far, Barry Manilow, Aretha Franklin, and the Muppets. 5:44 PM Jul 3rd from txt
  18. Me and Tom and Martin sitting on the West Lawn of the Capitol watching rehearsal of PBS July 4th show. 5:37 PM Jul 3rd from txt
  19. I don't understand biscotti. 2:10 PM Jul 1st from web
  20. Plain, unflavored yogurt does not make a lovely snack. 10:42 AM Jun 22nd from web