LisaSandler
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"She's kinda hot... but what the fuck is wrong with her forehead? It looks like someone spilled acid on it."
about 3 hours ago
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@ This latest comic was inspired by something you tweeted a while back. Hope you like it. :)
about 5 hours ago
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Oh yeah... so I'm hella' pissed right now. I just found out a former waitress of ours was a hermaphrodite and nobody told me. WTF?
about 7 hours ago
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"GTFO my pretty... and your little newfag dog too!"
about 8 hours ago
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Actually, come to think of it... Oz would be 4chan and the Wizard would be M00t. The witch would just be a troll.
about 8 hours ago
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"Toto... I think we're not on eBay anymore."
about 8 hours ago
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If the Wizard of Oz was written now, I think they'd have replaced the tornado with a glitch in Google's search engine.
about 8 hours ago
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Over 9000 penises.
9:49 PM Dec 14th
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"I call shenanigans."
9:45 PM Dec 14th
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Idea # 114- get a 6 ear old kid to sing lead for a cover of a popular song like Carpe Diem during a show.
7:51 PM Dec 14th
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"Do you believe in the awesome power of God?" "I believe in the awesome power of dick jokes... a very close second."
3:09 AM Dec 14th
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Fucking Flash. I've been working for two hours on a drawing and it crashed on me as I was saving it. I don't even feel like doing again now.
10:14 PM Dec 13th
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After installing a 1TB HDD from Staples, I learned that Apple doesn't care about being quiet. It's silent now.
7:49 PM Dec 13th
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I already like Snow Leopard. It's fucking bitchin'. Even the GUI is better.
7:24 PM Dec 13th
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@ I'd pay you.
7:11 PM Dec 13th
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in reply to Supjane
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Jesus Christ... my 6 year old niece could reformat a Mac computer. What the fuck was I worried about?
7:08 PM Dec 13th
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So, I'm tryin' out a first attempt at reformatting my Mac. Since I've never done it, I'm hoping I got it right the first time. Snow Leopard!
6:45 PM Dec 13th
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@ christmas tree lots, actually.
2:11 PM Dec 13th
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@ hey, do you feel like taking pictures?
2:01 PM Dec 13th
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"You need to fuck someone VERY badly. I volunteer anyone but myself."
3:03 AM Dec 13th
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- Name Lisa Sandler
- Bio I'm pretty much pissed-off all the time. Usually at nothing. George Carlin called it free-floating hostility.
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