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LisaLikes

@MetricButtload And just like that our problems seem so very very small. about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck in reply to MetricButtload
MmeSurly Parenting Tip: When your child is throwing a hellacious fit in public and people are staring, just say, "Let's go find your mama, honey." 12:21 PM May 4th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by LisaLikes and 88 others
AntDeRosa Powerful "Flame" cyber weapon found in Middle East reut.rs/K8dOmt about 15 hours ago via TweetDeck Retweeted by LisaLikes and 2 others
@gabrielmalor #firstworldproblems about 15 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android in reply to gabrielmalor
Huh? RT @RepWeiner: Ok, howz about i get back in the game over here. #ScrappyHasBlownPastCrazy about 15 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android
@EvanPokroy I literally need to stop talking about this. #nauseous about 16 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android in reply to EvanPokroy
No one. #ew RT @EvanPokroy: Hokay. Who is in Japan and wants to ship me a few bottles of Salty Watermelon Pepsi. bit.ly/KLxqej about 16 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android
MetricButtload The 50 Shades of Grey audiobook voiced by Samuel L. Jackson is magical. about 16 hours ago via Echofon Retweeted by LisaLikes and 8 others
@EvanPokroy I almost just threw up. (Wrong link, btw) about 16 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android in reply to EvanPokroy
.@MikeRiggs It's amazing @davidfrum has gotten as far as he has not knowing the definition of "hypocritical". about 16 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android in reply to MikeRiggs
Better than Battleship! RT @MattDeLuca: MT @renano: I'm scared someone will actually greenlight this fake Tetris movie bit.ly/LNOm4h 8:49 PM May 28th via TweetDeck
@DadBeard Dude! That's awesome. I hope you are truly proud of yourself... Congratulations! 8:12 PM May 28th via TweetDeck in reply to DadBeard
killpundit II'd like to thank our military, past & present, for the freedom that allows me to get drunk and watch 2 chicks make out. 8:04 PM May 28th via TweetDeck Retweeted by LisaLikes
Sooo... Bob McConnell's a big-time social-con, huh? 8:09 PM May 28th via TweetDeck
@StRosalie Hm. Sounds good! 7:49 PM May 28th via TweetDeck in reply to StRosalie
My sandwich artist asked me if I wanted American cheese on my sandwich. I died a little inside. 7:48 PM May 28th via TweetDeck
ZoeyalaMode Ransom Negotiation Device RT @ezradulis: Drug deal arranger RT @JimNorton: What the fuck is this thing? instagr.am/p/LMKohfsoth/ 5:20 PM May 28th via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by LisaLikes
Keebler Oatmeal Fudge Stripe cookies are an abomination. Consider yourself warned. 7:46 PM May 28th via TweetDeck
mount_ufs .@OneFineJay I'm planning on getting a giant "Summer's Eve" on my chest. Does that make me a douche? 8:11 PM May 27th via web in reply to OneFineJay Retweeted by LisaLikes and 1 other
altonbrown seppuku...I mean it. #Star @FoodNetwork 7:23 PM May 27th via TweetCaster for iOS Retweeted by LisaLikes and 5 others

Name Lisa
Location Charlotte, NC
Bio RT = endorsement or mocking. I'm a libertarian & we do *not* all look the same. Oh, and I'm a choreoanimator. #teamfollowback #notreally