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  1. The time has come! My Atlantic City show at the Borgata on 1/17 goes on sale TOMORROW at 10 a.m. EST! LiveNation.com for details! 12:45 PM Nov 19th from web
  2. To those asking about a NJ show - YES! I will be at the Borgata in Atlantic City on 1/17!! Can't wait! See InsultComic.com for all dates! 11:45 AM Nov 12th from web
  3. REMINDER: Don't forget to watch me on "Lopez Tonight" at 11 p.m./10 p.m. CST on TBS!! 11:41 AM Nov 12th from web
  4. Can't wait to be on "Lopez Tonight" on Thursday!! Should be so much fun! 11:21 AM Nov 9th from web
  5. Sorry i'm not twattering tonite about the game, but doing a war benefit in NYC with Bruce Springsteen. And boy is he hilarious!! 6:08 PM Nov 4th from mobile web
  6. See u in the Bronx... I'll bring the Mace! #mlbpulse 8:28 PM Nov 2nd from web
  7. Like a nasty case of herpes, the Yankees just keep coming back! #mlbpulse 7:52 PM Nov 2nd from web
  8. Okay, Kate Hudson, start packing A-Rod's suitcase... looks like you're headed back to NY... #mlbpulse 7:40 PM Nov 2nd from web
  9. The Phillie Phanatic should get a phoot up his phanny #mlbpulse 7:02 PM Nov 2nd from web
  10. If this game goes as long as I think it will, I'm gonna have to Tivo the Super Bowl... #mlbpulse 6:31 PM Nov 2nd from web
  11. Burnett better type in "strike zone" on his GPS... #mlbpulse 6:03 PM Nov 2nd from web
  12. Those stars on the front of the Phillies' uniforms look like pasties #mlbpulse 5:49 PM Nov 2nd from web
  13. Watching an AL pitcher try to bat is like watching Verne Troyer try the high jump #mlbpulse 5:43 PM Nov 2nd from web
  14. Right now, I'll bet the back of Burnett's underwear has as many stains as the bill of his cap... #mlbpulse 5:19 PM Nov 2nd from web
  15. Wow! Not only is A-Rod Mr. October, he's Mr. November, too! #mlbpulse 5:07 PM Nov 2nd from web
  16. Are those rally towels or surrender flags?? #mlbpulse 5:05 PM Nov 2nd from web
  17. That game had a more depressing ending for Philly fans than the Michael Jackson movie. #mlbpulse 8:59 PM Nov 1st from web
  18. What's up with that band-aid on Charlie Manuel's chins? #mlbpulse 8:40 PM Nov 1st from web
  19. I didn't know the "Joba Rules" included giving up a game-tying home run! #mlbpulse 8:25 PM Nov 1st from web
  20. They pulled CC in the 7th. Not because he wasn't pitching well. His Subway order came in. #mlbpulse 8:06 PM Nov 1st from web
  • Name Lisa Lampanelli
  • Location New York City
  • Web http://www.Insult...
  • Bio Comedy's Lovable Queen of Mean, standup comedian, actress, equal opportunity offender
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