LisaG732
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Happy birthday @! I hope you get lucky today! And by lucky, I mean I hope you can masturbate without your kids walking in on you.
3:24 AM Dec 19th
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@ Lemme guess: she spelled it as trixieboobs, didn't she? Prolly just envious, that's all.
9:03 AM Dec 16th
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in reply to trixieboots
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@ People say that to me too. I don't know why they have to be such party poopers, when OMG SANTA'S COMING SOON, SANTA'S COMING SOON!
7:41 AM Dec 16th
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Whenever people assure me it's okay to accept their young kids' FB friend requests, I'm torn.
As to whether I should report them to CPS.
7:30 PM Dec 15th
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Twitter Cops - Whatchu gonna do when they come for YOU? (funny vid about preventing bad tweets)
4:57 PM Dec 15th
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Anyone who wishes every day could be like Christmas has never spent the holidays with my family.
11:46 AM Dec 14th
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Compassion for postal workers during this busy season quickly vanishes when I go at noon and only one line's open cuz they're all at lunch.
10:57 AM Dec 14th
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@ Pfft. You must be one of those people that expects baggers to pack frozen foods together or customer service reps to help you.
8:40 AM Dec 14th
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in reply to stacey727
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I said WRONG NUMBER. Given it's been 11 years since this was a retail listing, I find your claim "but it's my favorite store" quite dubious.
7:46 AM Dec 14th
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@ Going by your Great Lakes definition, I'm quite sure my ass is Superior to yours. Guess I should lay off on the Michigans.
5:58 AM Dec 14th
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in reply to stacey727
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@ Aw, @'s running maybe rattled her brain a bit, but she prolly has a great ass because of it, so she'll get by with that.
5:33 AM Dec 14th
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in reply to jbarbel
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I thought a bunch of people had plagiarized me today. Then I realized I was looking at my Sent DMs page, so I've decided to forgive you all.
1:46 PM Dec 13th
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@ Check it out - you're a trending topic!
1:49 PM Dec 12th
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When you post comments about how people are doing twitter wrong, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
Oh, wait.
Crap.
8:51 AM Dec 9th
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Three times I've tried to post something, and the little wheel thingy spins forever, followed by an error message. DON'T JUDGE ME, TWITTER.
6:37 AM Dec 9th
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Saw FB update asking "Anyone else having problems with Farmville?" YES, YES, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES! Also Mafia Wars, YoVille, Fishville...
2:15 PM Dec 8th
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@ Well, you know what they say: necessity is the mother of intoxication. Or something like that.
6:28 AM Dec 8th
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in reply to stacey727
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Out of half & half, so I substituted egg nog in my coffee. Was gonna go to the grocery store, but now I'll stock up at liquor store instead.
6:18 AM Dec 8th
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The huzz loves that I'm such a good cook. I love that he thinks baking brownies from a boxed mix makes me such a good cook.
1:33 PM Dec 6th
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Huzz to me, about one of his coworkers: "She totally gets on my nerves, but I think you'd get along great with her."
5:39 AM Dec 5th
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- Name LisaG732
- Location Champlain, NY/Montreal, QC
- Web http://lisag732.t...
- Bio Often both frustrated and amused by much of what life has to offer. And glad to have Twitter as a forum for bitching about it.
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