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  1. I have $14.12 in the bank! Who wants to date me, ladies?! 11:07 PM Dec 5th from web
  2. "I'm totally in with one of these bridesmaids" #thingstotwitteratyourwedding 8:05 PM Dec 5th from web
  3. "My girlfriend is gonna be pissed." #thingstotwitteratyourwedding 7:39 PM Dec 5th from web
  4. "I hope she doesn't stop giving BJs" #thingstotwitteratyourwedding 7:35 PM Dec 5th from web
  5. My 174. Help me and Tweet about Days of Wayne at www.jakelloyd.net - I was told by a wise man that i need a virus for it or something. 4:36 PM Dec 5th from web
  6. Saw a President Obama basketball. Imagine the on court slang... "I'm taking you to the White House, Bitch!" - "Yo! Pass the Ba-Rock!" 8:54 PM Dec 4th from web
  7. Episode 2 of Days of Wayne - http://tinyurl.com/ye35oul 2:41 PM Dec 4th from web
  8. episode 2 of Days of Wayne is rendering now. While you wait in anticipation for it relive the magic of the first one at www.jakelloyd.net. 6:41 PM Dec 3rd from web
  9. IT'S NOT A TUHMAH!!! 2:39 PM Dec 3rd from web
  10. @pmelt- @bertkreischer - There should be a soapy handjob in there somewhere.... at least that's how its 'working' for me. 2:37 PM Dec 3rd from web
  11. Dear valet dude..... Nope. 12:13 AM Dec 3rd from web
  12. @whitneycummings - if youre serious im an LA local with time on my hands. My site - www.jakelloyd.net 12:11 AM Dec 3rd from web
  13. Melrose Improv tonight - 8 Comics - $5 - That's like.... less than a couple dollars a comic!!!! I like math. http://tinyurl.com/ylycydb 10:45 AM Dec 2nd from web
  14. Why is everyone talking about the presidents address? Doesn't he live at the white house?! ((rimshot)) 7:14 PM Dec 1st from TweetDeck
  15. I opened the door. I got on the floor. And I walked the dinosaur. There were serious repercussions. 10:20 AM Dec 1st from web
  16. I think the women on tv are destroying my perception of what to expect in a mate... or maybe just fine tuning it so I don't bottom feed. 11:24 PM Nov 30th from web
  17. @pmelt my cousin probably knows someone I'll have him 'get at you' 10:50 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck
  18. Tues head to the UCB theatre for @comedydeathray or Melrose Improv to see @joerogandotnet - Then wed at the Improv come see me and @theovon 8:40 PM Nov 29th from web
  19. Hey @jimmyfallon - Tell page Sarah I say hello. She's dreamy. 8:17 PM Nov 29th from web
  20. Why arent you watching @D_Cummins on Conan O'brien?!? - Genious stand up and a stand up guy - http://tinyurl.com/ya3vezf - Do it! 6:04 PM Nov 28th from web
  • Name Jake Lloyd
  • Location Los Angeles
  • Web http://jakelloyd.net
  • Bio Comedian. Actor. Filmmaker. Los Angeles Stereotype extraordinaire!
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