LindyLoo33
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Apparently if yr 10-lb cat decides to sleep on yr belly while yr asleep, yr rib&ass muscles will feel like u got hit by a car in the morning
about 7 hours ago
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2-DAY WORK WEEK! (I may shout this periodically over the next 2 days, but it's only cuz I'm excited about my 2-DAY WORK WEEK!!!!!)
about 8 hours ago
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Ahhh. Kitchen clean at last. Thx again to all of u who made it out last night--i haven't ate so much & so deliciously in quite some time. :)
10:16 AM Nov 22nd
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Apparently my cat zooey thinks she's spiderman: she just dropped out of nowhere from the 2nd floor onto my nicely set potluck table.
12:00 PM Nov 21st
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I think i may have pavloved myself into wanting a beer whenever i cook. Which is kind of gross at 10am so thank god for self-control.
10:49 AM Nov 21st
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I'll take a... mrggg & a blargh, Vanna.
9:24 AM Nov 21st
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@ it better not otherwise i'll have my t-day bouncer bounce you from the potluck!
6:31 AM Nov 21st
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I like that sometimes on the weekends i can make it 36 hours without ever changing out of my pajama top or putting on a bra.
3:10 PM Nov 20th
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Is it just me or does tremont smell like a giant dead animal today?
8:11 AM Nov 20th
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One of the only bothersome things about living with cats is not being able to take advantage of the 5-second rule: immediate cat hair.
7:09 AM Nov 20th
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Two cats: sleeping sweetly & serenely in the hallway. Other cat: attacking her own poop.
2:30 PM Nov 19th
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@ More concisely put: your mom is a whore.
2:04 PM Nov 19th
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Everyone's back from spay day, alert, playful, & no cat-astrophes. Get it? GET IT?!!
1:52 PM Nov 19th
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I think I want to be a hippie... *sigh*
11:57 AM Nov 19th
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Tried to discourage my mom from fwding urban legend emails all the time but now she just sends them to me to verify them on snopes 1st. Fail
9:15 AM Nov 19th
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Wistfully daydreaming about tiny houses.
9:00 AM Nov 19th
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PS. Please send some healthy-cat energy out into the universe for the strays so they have a safe and successful surgery. Thx!
7:01 AM Nov 19th
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Who ordered too many dvds from the library at one time & is gonna be watching movies nonstop for a week? *Raising hand and waving it wildly*
6:47 AM Nov 19th
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3 strays @ the APL right now getting their sexy parts removed. All that fine print--euthanize, w/out permission--a little bit nervewracking
5:55 AM Nov 19th
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I never get sick til I have a Tday potluck @ my place, cats I need to get spayed, & a timecard submitted early so I can’t call off sick tom
11:55 AM Nov 18th
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