LindseyFay
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I just high-fived my husband goodnight. Romance is my middle name.
9:03 PM Nov 5th
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Just because its Saturday night, that doesn't mean I'm not watching Men In Black... because I am.
5:29 PM Oct 24th
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Just ate an entire bag of jelly beans. Might puke. Delicious rainbow puke!!!
3:50 PM Aug 19th
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Middle of nowhere. Backseat, might barf. COUNTRY music BLASTING. Some whore in the front just singin along. Murder suicide? Possibly.
3:07 PM Jul 4th
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After meeting some of the people I ride the train with, I've had to completely redefine my definition of the words 'total freak.'
3:14 PM Mar 31st
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Haven't Twittered in 45169725 days. Anyway, hi. Married life is bitchin'.
6:52 AM Mar 26th
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I'm getting married in 12 hours. Whoa. Am praying I don't come down with a case of nervous gas.
8:14 PM Feb 25th
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Who wants to see BRIDAL PHOTOS!?!? That's what I thought.
7:43 AM Feb 10th
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Shivering at the train station. So delightfully cliché!! But yeah. Freezing.
6:43 AM Feb 10th
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The first day of my new job was absolutely discouraging. May either overdose on sleeping pills OR cry into my pillow. Or BOTH.
6:58 PM Feb 4th
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Tonight is my first bridal shower. Where I will be forced to discuss uncomfortable topics with really old ladies in exchange for gifts.
5:21 PM Jan 29th
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Tomorrow is my last day working at the coffee shop.. and I'm totally not going in. Is that bad? I don't know if I should feel guilty or not.
8:51 PM Jan 28th
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Thanks for the well wishes. 4 hours in the waiting room, a diagnosis of paritonitis, and the brilliant conclusion that it's "touch and go".
8:44 PM Jan 27th
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At the hospital. My grandma has gangrene in her intestine.... wtf? How painful does that sound? She's in surgery. I hope she'll be ok.
4:39 PM Jan 27th
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I have a bloody nose AND the hiccups. What the hell? Am I five?
12:51 PM Jan 26th
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Only 1 month and 1 day until my wedding. Commence panic attack... now.
9:01 PM Jan 25th
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Waiting for my job interview to start. Hypeventilating in a really severe way. Will I still get the job if I have a seizure on the floor?
1:43 PM Jan 8th
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Pet peeve: people who are unaware of their own disgusting body odor. How hard is it to NOT smell like a wet dog?
9:36 AM Jan 6th
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My 3 year old neice just asked me why frogs need heads. My brilliant answer..? "Oh, they don't." Loooots of decapitated frogs in her future!
9:03 PM Jan 4th
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In the mood for engagement pictures of Jeff and I? If so, then you've just hit the effin' jackpot.
1:04 AM Dec 23rd, 2008
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