LindseyFay
- Middle of nowhere. Backseat, might barf. COUNTRY music BLASTING. Some whore in the front just singin along. Murder suicide? Possibly.3:07 PM Jul 4th from txt
- After meeting some of the people I ride the train with, I've had to completely redefine my definition of the words 'total freak.'3:14 PM Mar 31st from txt
- Haven't Twittered in 45169725 days. Anyway, hi. Married life is bitchin'.6:52 AM Mar 26th from web
- I'm getting married in 12 hours. Whoa. Am praying I don't come down with a case of nervous gas.8:14 PM Feb 25th from txt
- Who wants to see BRIDAL PHOTOS!?!? http://tinyurl.com/8prnjq That's what I thought.7:43 AM Feb 10th from web
- Shivering at the train station. So delightfully cliché!! But yeah. Freezing.6:43 AM Feb 10th from txt
- The first day of my new job was absolutely discouraging. May either overdose on sleeping pills OR cry into my pillow. Or BOTH.6:58 PM Feb 4th from web
- Tonight is my first bridal shower. Where I will be forced to discuss uncomfortable topics with really old ladies in exchange for gifts.5:21 PM Jan 29th from web
- Tomorrow is my last day working at the coffee shop.. and I'm totally not going in. Is that bad? I don't know if I should feel guilty or not.8:51 PM Jan 28th from web
- Thanks for the well wishes. 4 hours in the waiting room, a diagnosis of paritonitis, and the brilliant conclusion that it's "touch and go".8:44 PM Jan 27th from web
- At the hospital. My grandma has gangrene in her intestine.... wtf? How painful does that sound? She's in surgery. I hope she'll be ok.4:39 PM Jan 27th from txt
- I have a bloody nose AND the hiccups. What the hell? Am I five?12:51 PM Jan 26th from web
- Only 1 month and 1 day until my wedding. Commence panic attack... now.9:01 PM Jan 25th from web
- Waiting for my job interview to start. Hypeventilating in a really severe way. Will I still get the job if I have a seizure on the floor?1:43 PM Jan 8th from txt
- Pet peeve: people who are unaware of their own disgusting body odor. How hard is it to NOT smell like a wet dog?9:36 AM Jan 6th from txt
- My 3 year old neice just asked me why frogs need heads. My brilliant answer..? "Oh, they don't." Loooots of decapitated frogs in her future!9:03 PM Jan 4th from web
- In the mood for engagement pictures of Jeff and I? If so, then you've just hit the effin' jackpot. http://tinyurl.com/8prnjq1:04 AM Dec 23rd, 2008 from web
- In a tanning bed while a snowstorm tips things over outside. Its an avoidance tactic. I'm on the beach I'm on the beach I'm on the beach.6:37 PM Dec 15th, 2008 from txt
- After dramatically killing a spider in the bathroom, I huddled in the corner for 20 minutes and trembled. That's normal, right?10:12 AM Dec 7th, 2008 from web
- After the funeral tonight I feel like I need a Vicodin, a week off work, and a hammer to the face... oh, Pablo. I'm gonna miss him.10:14 PM Dec 3rd, 2008 from web
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