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  1. @nacotaco very sad darling, but I thought they already went under! oops! about 2 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to nacotaco
  2. drats, foiled by OPT (Old People Time) again i.e. tired at 7:15 PM about 2 hours ago from UberTwitter
  3. So I tweet about porn & get 2 new pornbot followers. Awesome, now my followers are 90% bots (100% loco) about 2 hours ago from UberTwitter
  4. RT@RikiRachtman: Hey guys I know how to NEVER get caught cheating. Check it out here's the secret: You only have sex with your wife about 2 hours ago from UberTwitter
  5. WTF is Tiger Woods' problem? I mean really, no one bangs an escort, porn star or club promoter without double-bagging. about 2 hours ago from UberTwitter
  6. @nacotaco I support that brand's expansion. that brand alone. about 2 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to nacotaco
  7. @nacotaco BTTD about 4 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to nacotaco
  8. so done with everything right now. can we just fast-forward to 2010 already? about 7 hours ago from UberTwitter
  9. my tweeting has really gone to the birds. about 7 hours ago from UberTwitter
  10. my parents just went to bed, kai's been in bed since 4 PM. i'm the only one awake? #wtf 8:57 PM Dec 9th from UberTwitter
  11. @alex_blacktooth I smell a X-Mas exxxchange! 5:00 PM Dec 8th from UberTwitter in reply to alex_blacktooth
  12. @irincarmon you'll get murdered. break out the Snuggie or pile on the American Apparel. anything but fur! 4:32 PM Dec 7th from UberTwitter in reply to irincarmon
  13. @alex_blacktooth I just LOL-ed myself into a puddle. 4:30 PM Dec 7th from UberTwitter in reply to alex_blacktooth
  14. meant dog. ruined the joke. 12:07 PM Dec 7th from UberTwitter
  15. this lady sitting next to me asked me to watch her bags but didn't tell me there was a do in one of them. nearly died when the bag wiggled! 12:04 PM Dec 7th from UberTwitter
  16. Poll: Should I get ripped on this hour and 25 minute flight? Boarding in 20 minutes so tweet fast! 11:51 AM Dec 7th from UberTwitter
  17. plane to SFO delayed. nards. 11:44 AM Dec 7th from UberTwitter
  18. neighbors, you've got to be kidding me with this music. 5:53 PM Dec 5th from UberTwitter
  19. @kaijaleena after hearing that, I'm not even mad, I'm impressed. 6:29 AM Dec 4th from UberTwitter in reply to kaijaleena
  20. my mom asked me if I had any job prospects like "bagging groceries or something". PA-ing has the same skill set right? #mymomdoesntgetmyjob 10:36 PM Dec 3rd from UberTwitter