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The automatic door at the HARDWARE store is broken & has a sign on it that indicates this. Why doesn't this seem to bode well? 11 minutes ago from m.slandr.net
@ardenedition I don't like the idea that if my hard drive fries & I've forgotten to back it up, my purchase is void. 28 minutes ago from m.slandr.net in reply to ardenedition
You don't have to prove to me you're beautiful to strangers. I've got loving eyes of my own. about 1 hour ago from m.slandr.net
@HeatherShorter #airlineshaverodentbias about 1 hour ago from m.slandr.net in reply to HeatherShorter
@YatPundit I keep trying to talk tweeple into smuggling me in their carry on but they're too cowed by the TSA. about 2 hours ago from m.slandr.net in reply to YatPundit
@YatPundit That may be so but this is delicious never less. about 2 hours ago from m.slandr.net in reply to YatPundit
@UltraNurd All of the above. The gay snowflakes make the sweater gay with their presence. about 2 hours ago from m.slandr.net in reply to UltraNurd
@clarekrmiller You know, you have a point there. about 2 hours ago from m.slandr.net in reply to clarekrmiller
The "aye"s have it. Large, bald men carry on with your gay snowflake sweater wearing. about 2 hours ago from m.slandr.net
All those opposed to large, bald men is gay snowflake sweaters say, "nay." about 2 hours ago from m.slandr.net
All those in favour of large, bald men in gay snowflake sweaters say, "aye." about 2 hours ago from m.slandr.net
@peterapokotos You are naughty. about 2 hours ago from m.slandr.net
@PeterApokotos Those are excellent valueables. Too bad they can't feed you. :( about 2 hours ago from m.slandr.net in reply to PeterApokotos
@PeterApokotos It's from Charles Dickens. I think it was Mr. Wemmick in David Copperfield. about 2 hours ago from m.slandr.net in reply to PeterApokotos
@sethsimonds Training wheels - I help a lot of people but I'm not getting anywhere. about 2 hours ago from m.slandr.net in reply to sethsimonds
More Muffuletta! (@ Halfway Cafe) http://bit.ly/7cPc1x about 2 hours ago from foursquare
I just became the mayor of Halfway Cafe on @foursquare! http://bit.ly/7cPc1x about 2 hours ago from foursquare
@nwjerseyliz You know I love you Ms. Liz! Just keeping it real. :) about 2 hours ago from m.slandr.net in reply to nwjerseyliz
@PeterApokotos Gem stones. Gold. Easily transported items of value. about 3 hours ago from m.slandr.net in reply to PeterApokotos
@AliveinMe I'm praying for you, Ms. Hetty! I hope you feel better soon. about 3 hours ago from m.slandr.net in reply to AliveinMe

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Name Pecan
Location Bostonish
Web http://newmediabo...
Bio Twitter's social media guinea pig. I don’t live in a lab. I’m opinionated, irreverent and I sing skat! Best of all, you will never have to clean my cage.

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