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  1. In fact, I could perform the entire thing, playing all the parts, singing all the songs. Yes, that is my Plan of Torture for bad children. about 18 hours ago from web
  2. Where is my Rudolph VHS?? If I don't watch it every single year of my life, I'll suffer a gnawing emptiness. Even though I know it by heart. about 18 hours ago from web
  3. @patach Oh, yes, precisely. about 18 hours ago from web in reply to patach
  4. Finally got our Christmas tree. Little-known fact: All the really great trees are saved until the last minute, for the smart people. Yep. about 22 hours ago from web
  5. @patach It's ME!! The resemblance is uncanny!! about 22 hours ago from web in reply to patach
  6. @patach I just can't understand how the yummy term "Encased Meat" was eclipsed by the word "Sausage". (What are those white discs in pic 1?) 9:53 AM Dec 21st from web in reply to patach
  7. All of a sudden, Weatherbug insists there will be snow for the foreseeable future. And me without donuts in the pantry. 2:07 PM Dec 19th from web
  8. hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry. 4:51 PM Dec 18th from web
  9. Trapped in my studio today with the dog, who wants to eat the contractor renovating an old bedroom. This should be pretty boring. 7:40 AM Dec 18th from web
  10. @patach NYEVER! 7:37 AM Dec 18th from web in reply to patach
  11. It is 9 degrees. INSUFFICIENT. 6:23 PM Dec 17th from web
  12. @maximkovalenko This one was spotted at the dog food bowl. Lousy organic pet food… it's like hanging out with vegetarians, IYKWIM. 6:19 PM Dec 17th from web in reply to maximkovalenko
  13. @kezhound Not only her, but all the others, throughout cat history. I must be the luckiest cat owner ever! And my luck just ran out. 6:17 PM Dec 17th from web in reply to kezhound
  14. Oh, this is comforting: one of the "Trending Topics" is #thouSHALLnot. Hittin' The Good Book pretty heavy on The Twitter, I see. 5:23 PM Dec 17th from web
  15. It seems our cat of 8 years is experiencing flatulence. I didn't know cats did this kind of thing. I'm at a loss for words. 5:18 PM Dec 17th from web
  16. Say, now I see why everybody does this to ME! It's pretty satisfying, especially the part where you walk away after you screw everything up. 10:45 AM Dec 17th from web
  17. Think I'll spend today telling people how to do their jobs. You there, with the scalpel--that aneurysm can wait. Officer, shoot that hippie. 10:43 AM Dec 17th from web
  18. …garbage can and buy a stupid PC so I can access my piece-of-crap health insurance account. Yeah. 9:15 AM Dec 16th from web
  19. "We recommend using a compatible browser and operating system to get the most out of our site." Oh, okay, I'll just throw my Mac in the … 9:14 AM Dec 16th from web
  20. @patach You forgot the straitjacket, but otherwise you're spot-on. I just wish they didn't go so heavy on the jell-o at those places. 10:50 AM Dec 15th from web in reply to patach