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LifeofFitz

@courtc89 @mjnorman Hahaha. ... I don't get it. about 1 hour ago via Seesmic in reply to courtc89
I've gone eight waking hours without a text. This soooooooooo reminds me of the 80s. about 2 hours ago via Seesmic
@miggy_p Thanks for looking out for me. I'm wasting away here. about 8 hours ago via Seesmic in reply to miggy_p
Just got an e-mail inviting me to "explore Asian singles in my area." OK, which one of you smartasses gave Woody Allen my email address? about 12 hours ago via web
NotKennyRogers Just found out Pinterest & Instagram are not Harry Potter characters. about 15 hours ago via web Retweeted by LifeofFitz and 100 others
Tonight I mixed alcohol, Aleve and muscle relaxants. I think I'm fine, but this unicorn in my bedroom won't stop laughing at me. 10:44 PM May 28th via Seesmic
@chelssolson Pretty sure you gave me a fake number. You typed in 785-555-F-OFF. Anyhow, I think it's fake cuz you never reply to my texts. 10:33 PM May 28th via Seesmic
RT @benwarta: Shoutout to @LifeofFitz for bringing a sample pack of smirnoffs and a sixer of mikes hard lemonade! Where's the zimas? 8:30 PM May 28th via Seesmic
FormerlyMLW I mean, if your old conversion van is for sale, why WOULDN'T you park it on your lawn? 5:38 PM May 28th via Echofon Retweeted by LifeofFitz
Time to get ready for the annual Memorial Day bash at @mccalldk's house. My speedo is ready for some hot tub action. Just add rolled socks. 4:22 PM May 28th via Seesmic
@DeRexBowles You do have nice hair. 4:18 PM May 28th via Seesmic in reply to DeRexBowles
@hellomichaela Love you too. :-) 4:15 PM May 28th via Seesmic in reply to hellomichaela
Not quite done with the front landscape rework, but close. Note our use of black mulch to boost our street cred. twitpic.com/9qf7xc 4:13 PM May 28th via Seesmic
@absolut_purple @courtneymacomb A misunderstanding. He said he was from Juarez and I thought he said show me your pee-pee. Honest mistake. 1:28 PM May 28th via Seesmic in reply to absolut_purple
@absolut_purple @courtneymacomb Leave me alone. I'm trimming bushes. And it's hard to get the wax to stay on their leaves. 1:25 PM May 28th via Seesmic in reply to absolut_purple
@_AnDrizzle_ Actually, I can't wait. 11:57 AM May 28th via Seesmic in reply to _AnDrizzle_
Guy walked down the street so tired from the heat that I thought he was a zombie. Lucky I had a shovel with me to check for sure. He wasn't. 6:43 AM May 28th via Seesmic
I'm reading everyone's horoscopes and they're total BS. Not a single one says you'll find great fulfillment by working in Fitz's yard today. 6:34 AM May 28th via Seesmic
What the he'll was I doing at Home Depot before 8 a.m. on a holiday? Who am I? Is this a dream? Did I wear clothes? I feel dirty. 6:30 AM May 28th via Seesmic
I had a choice between more of you and nothing. I chose nothing. @Sophia_Alonso @Tubbs_90 @bellafofella 10:28 PM May 27th via Seesmic

Name Tim Fitzgerald
Location Manhattan, KS
Web http://kansasstat...
Bio If you expect me talk Kansas State sports, catch me at GoPowercat.com, on TV or the radio. Twitter is about everything else in my life & it's not always pretty.