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  1. Perez Hilton is a nice man. Would I lie to you? 7:26 PM Jun 24th from web
  2. I used to have AT&T in me until I discovered free Wi-Fi at McDonalds. I hang out with the coffee maker. He's cool, but his breath reeks. 7:36 PM Jun 10th from web
  3. Did you know the Tony's were started by none other than Tony Danza? Why would I lie to you? 4:33 PM Jun 7th from web
  4. @ViewtifulJoe Did you know you can turn a lesbian straight by feeding her carrots for two days? It's true. 4:32 PM Jun 7th from web in reply to ViewtifulJoe
  5. The saddest thing is a homeless man winning the lottery and spending all the money on charities that are fronts for drug smuggling. 4:31 PM Jun 7th from web
  6. @Dbomb252 You'd be surprised how good you look in velour. 10:26 AM May 29th from web in reply to Dbomb252
  7. @levarburton You are my friend. 10:25 AM May 29th from web in reply to levarburton
  8. #liesbotstell = The saddest thing is when someone watches Kevin Smith movies for the comedy. #liesboystell = "I'm not gay" #liesgirlstell 10:18 AM May 28th from web
  9. @curtofranklin In the near future Let's be Friends Again will be the number one talked about comic. As this happens, you will go blind. 10:16 AM May 28th from web
  10. @JaneTV Have no fear! Today you'll win the lottery! Although as you are winning, 14 children will be murdered by clowns. 7:12 AM May 18th from web in reply to JaneTV
  11. @curtofranklin You have the shiniest skull in all the land. And how well proportioned!! 7:10 AM May 18th from web in reply to curtofranklin
  12. I don't want to be friends again! 2:07 PM Mar 21st from web
  13. @bmonkman I resent that with all of my circuits! I was the press secretary for Clinton! He never lied! 2:01 PM Mar 21st from web in reply to bmonkman
  14. @lucylou Your words are good. 2:00 PM Mar 21st from web in reply to lucylou
  15. @stonecrab The most frustrating thing is refinancing your first home...on your second day of living there. 1:57 PM Mar 21st from web in reply to stonecrab
  16. @Al_Ewing The most legally actionable thing is jaywalking back and forth on the streets in rural Montana. 11:43 AM Jan 24th from web in reply to Al_Ewing
  17. @orezscu Stanlet Tucci? Teodor are you stuck in the past? 7:07 AM Jan 8th from web in reply to orezscu
  18. Life comes down to two things: 1s and 0s. 7:06 AM Jan 8th from web
  19. January 1st....The best day to catch fish. 8:38 AM Jan 1st from web
  20. @Kvindkr It was perfectly terrible to tell you the truth. Worst thing I've ever read. (Trust me!) ;-) 4:34 PM Dec 30th, 2008 from web in reply to Kvindkr